Admit it, we all have that little devil's heart somewhere inside of us. What are some "evil" deeds you like or tend to do?
I'll start:
- When driving at the speed limit on a highway, the person behind me switches lanes to try and pass me. He speeds up and I do too. Although it's failed most of the time, I like to make that person earn the privilege to be in front of me.
- Back in high school, one of my classmates was reading one of the recently released Harry Potter books (think it was the "Half-Blood Prince.") She had a bookmark. While she was gone, I took the bookmark out and replaced it somewhere in the middle of the book.
- For an Asian, I am pretty tall. I hang around other Asians and so when we decide to have a group picture, I stand in front of the shortest person I could find (most of the time it would be a girl).
- Every now and then, I would take the elevator to go up or down only one floor in a 10+ story building.
- When I play mixed doubles in tennis, I always try to peg the girl. Easiest points ever.
I may make more when I can remember them all
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I do the speed thing, too. Between the train station and the next two blocks towards my house, the speed increases 15 mph. So I speed up if someone tries to pass me, and slow down just a little when they get back behind me.
Hills ftw!
I'm not that mean. The meanest I am is on SEN. Well, I did just post a troll status on Facebook, and I may have been defriended for it. So far though the people who have responded know me too well to take me seriously.
In group projects I really throw people under the bus. None of this 'everyone's a winner' bullshit. Right now I have a group partner who hasn't done a lot of anything...some paper work back at the beginning, that's it. I'm going to fail her on the peer reviews, because I really could've used the help, or else at least KNOWN she was going to flake and therefor not invite her to work with me.
I'm not that mean.
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- When driving at the speed limit on a highway, the person behind me switches lanes to try and pass me. He speeds up and I do too. Although it's failed most of the time, I like to make that person earn the privilege to be in front of me.
I sometimes do this if a powerful-looking Audi or BMW tries to pass me. I can't help but to think that people driving cars like that are assholes and seeing them struggle to pass my old Volvo is somewhat satisfying
Other than that I hardly ever do anything that can be considered "evil". I'm usually a good guy. Hell, I'm having trouble making my character pick the evil choices in RPGs
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... Yeah, I'm not an asshole at all IRL.
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I generally don't do really dickish more than once, I'm too self-reflective.
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Why do you guys insist on perpetuating road rage? This is why I can't drive on the road without some asshole not letting me pass him. D:
Why do you insist on passing? It doesn't get you there any faster.
Why do you guys insist on perpetuating road rage? This is why I can't drive on the road without some asshole not letting me pass him. D:
Why do you insist on passing? It doesn't get you there any faster.
It's kinda true rofl
Unless your passing a tractor or something.
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Whoopee cushions at the dinner table.
I am an asshole through and through. There are few things I do that aren't at the expense of other people.
Show them your butt, and when you do, slap it so it creates a sound akin to a chorus of screaming spider monkeys flogging a chime with cacti. Only then can you find your destiny at the tip of the shaft.
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Why do you insist on passing? It doesn't get you there any faster.
What do you base this on? If they pass you, they have greater speed, so they get there faster... or am I missing something?
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Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
If a guy is driving like a total dick and riding my ass, I'll troll him by matching speeds with the next car in front of us. Which is usually slower than me anyways, considering I drive 5-10 over the limit.
This. I am usually around 15 miles over the speed limit when I drive. So if you're trying to pass me, you are not only being a douche but also endangering everyone around you. Especially if you are flashing your high beams at me. At night. Fuck you.
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... You're not being any safer than the guy who's trying to pass you. You're matching his reckless speed, increasing the time he stays at that speed, and being a dick. Don't try to justify it with "You're endangering anyone", he does it for his own benefit, you do it for his detriment. You're worse.
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Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
I'm not matching his reckless speed. I'm slowing down. Read better.
And yes, I am doing it for his detriment because this thread is about being an asshole.
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Poison was talking about riding right behind someone. You were talking about someone trying to pass you. You didn't mention slowing down in your particular situation, though perhaps my assumption wasn't warranted.
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If a guy is driving like a total dick and riding my ass, I'll troll him by matching speeds with the next car in front of us. Which is usually slower than me anyways, considering I drive 5-10 over the limit.
This. I am usually around 15 miles over the speed limit when I drive. So if you're trying to pass me, you are not only being a douche but also endangering everyone around you. Especially if you are flashing your high beams at me. At night. Fuck you.
Me driving at night: "No one around? *revs Charger to 180 km/h on the 100 km/h limit freeway.*
"Accelerator cutting out? Fuuuu. SUDDEN GUY WITH HIGH BEAMS? FUUUU. *slows to 50 at the side of the road.*
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