Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make Another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round And gifts and laughter do abound And we let out a joyful sound And sing that stupid song
Happy birthday! Now you're one year older! Happy birthday! Your life still isn't over! Happy birthday! You did not accomplish much But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough
So let's drink to your fading health And hope you don't remind yourself The chance of finding fame and wealth Decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps And eating food and taking naps And hoping that someday perhaps Your life will hold some cheer
Happy birthday! What have you done that matters? Happy birthday! You're starting to get fatter Happy birthday! It's downhill from now on Try not to remind yourself Your best years are all gone
If cryogenics were all free Then you could live like Walt Disney And live for all eternity Inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set This is the only life you get And though it hasn't ended yet Sometimes you wish it might
Happy birthday! You wish you had more money Happy birthday! Your life's so sad it's funny Happy birthday! How much more can you take? But your friends are hungry So just cut the stupid cake
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
Every time you post Tux it just reminds us all of how much of a noob you are. Everyone knows that's the vegetable monster. Unless those are some kinda of super-food cookies (which I HIGHLY doubt) this video makes no sense to me.
BTW THIS IS A JOKE GUISE. Nude gave me severity for not making it obvious.
BTW THIS IS A JOKE GUISE. Nude gave me severity for not making it obvious.
Oh come on, stop making a fool of yourself by trying to make a fool of me. If you're calling people names you're going to get trouble from me and you know that. And I know that it's all you want, so I'll give it to you.
Oh and happy BDay RIVE, you're awesome. (I mean it!)
Ultraviolet shouted: How about you all send me your minerals instead of washing them into the gambling void? I'm saving up for a new name color and/or glow