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Duke Nukem Forever
Dec 17 2010, 4:40 am
By: Dungeon-Master
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Dec 17 2010, 4:40 am Dungeon-Master Post #1



It is official, Duke Nukem Forever is coming out next year, time to put on your size 13 boots and polish them, some aliens are going to taste it!



Nothing in the world is more badass than this dude, if you don't know about him just google it and be in admiration before this icon of badassry.

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Duke is a compilation of...

1. Charles Bronson
2. Clint Eastwood
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger
4. Sylvester Stallone
5. Kurt Russell
6. Bruce Willis
7. Roddy Piper
8. Hugh Hefner
9. Chuck Norris


Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Dec 30 2010, 7:02 pm by Dungeon-Master.



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Dec 17 2010, 1:39 pm The Starport Post #2



Quote from Dungeon-Master
Nothing in the world is more badass than this dude,
I can think of something that comes close...



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Dec 17 2010, 2:16 pm MadZombie Post #3



It's been confirmed for a while now but yea. Pretty cool. I wonder if it'll bring back straight shooting games like Quake and UT. All FPS today are non straight line, moving ruins your accuracy, iron sights shooters. I don't mind but I'd like to try my old school fpsing again.

I just really hope it's lewd and ridiculous as fuck.



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Dec 17 2010, 2:56 pm rockz Post #4

ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ɪᴛ!

"What about the game Duke? Was it any good?"
"Yeah, but after twelve fucking years it should be"

This game is going to suck but nobody is going to care because of the twelve fucking years and people don't care that there will be nothing new. As far as I can tell now it's full of gimmicks that people will eat up and has over the top language. Now if only there were some children we could kill...



"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"

Dec 17 2010, 3:22 pm MadZombie Post #5



I wish the Japanese worked on Duke ;_;



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Dec 17 2010, 4:57 pm rockz Post #6

ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ɪᴛ!

Quote from MadZombie
I wish the Japanese worked on Duke ;_;
It's true. The japanese make everything better.



"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"

Dec 17 2010, 5:25 pm Dungeon-Master Post #7



No. Nobody is going to mangarize this icon, I swear. I've know him as what he is since I was 10, I will never accept such a change.

Oh and I added another video.

...But one must admit that this punching game looks badass too, tux.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Dec 17 2010, 11:01 pm by Dungeon-Master.



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Dec 20 2010, 2:17 am Fisty Post #8



Quote from rockz
This game is going to suck but nobody is going to care because of the twelve fucking years and people don't care that there will be nothing new. As far as I can tell now it's full of gimmicks that people will eat up and has over the top language. Now if only there were some children we could kill...
Gimmicks and over the top cheesy badass comments were what made Duke though.



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Dec 29 2010, 5:47 pm Dungeon-Master Post #9



Quote from Fisty
Quote from rockz
This game is going to suck but nobody is going to care because of the twelve fucking years and people don't care that there will be nothing new. As far as I can tell now it's full of gimmicks that people will eat up and has over the top language. Now if only there were some children we could kill...
Gimmicks and over the top cheesy badass comments were what made Duke though.
What's going to be cool is the ammount of interaction in the game. Putting pizza into a microwave oven, playing slot machines, this kind of thing. Yeah this doesn't make for a great game, but it always was part of Duke 3D, and I'm sure they'll come out with some new stuff to bring to the game. It has been passed to many diffrent people, there's a lot of diffrent ideas poured into this project.



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Dec 29 2010, 7:07 pm MadZombie Post #10



I just hope it's ecchi. Everyone knows these kinds of things are better when they are ecchi.



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Dec 30 2010, 7:01 pm Dungeon-Master Post #11



Quote from MadZombie
I just hope it's ecchi. Everyone knows these kinds of things are better when they are ecchi.
I had to google that one, if it is what I think, yeah, there's a lot of sexual references, and at some point you'll be able to have a private show from a stripper. It will be rated M.

Quote from rockz
This game is going to suck but nobody is going to care because of the twelve fucking years and people don't care that there will be nothing new. As far as I can tell now it's full of gimmicks that people will eat up and has over the top language. Now if only there were some children we could kill...
As far as I know, call of duty is full of gimmicks too, it's been many games like that and even Medal of Honor that was more like Duke Nukem changed to be a CoD clone, the gimmicks are in today's FPS if you ask me.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Dec 30 2010, 7:06 pm by Dungeon-Master.



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Dec 30 2010, 7:22 pm UnholyUrine Post #12



yeah... no.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1968-Viewers-Choice-Duke-Nukem-Forever



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Dec 31 2010, 4:11 am Dungeon-Master Post #13



...What did that said? British accent + fast speek speed = I don't understand half of it.



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Jan 2 2011, 4:13 am Fisty Post #14



Watch more of Yahtzee, you'll pick up on his unique style of garbled speech quickly.



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Jan 21 2011, 2:11 pm MadZombie Post #15



http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2011/01/21/exclusive-duke-nukem-forever-has-a-release-date.aspx

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS



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Jan 21 2011, 2:34 pm The Starport Post #16



I will, Littlefoot.



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Jan 21 2011, 3:17 pm MadZombie Post #17



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5svP9Wu0nk



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Jan 22 2011, 6:06 pm KrayZee Post #18



<3



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Jan 22 2011, 6:10 pm The Starport Post #19



Quality sux.



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Jan 23 2011, 4:55 am Fisty Post #20



Did I hear the god damn pig sound from WarCraft 2?



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