To protest this absurdity, I'd like you all to come up with descriptions of perfectly innocent maps using as many censored words as possible, and then complain on the B.net forums that you can't publish your maps. Here are a couple that I've come up with:
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Richard "Dick" Blizzard, Moses Germanis and Osama van Dyke only had a single duty on the space colony of Nova Africa: apply lubricant to the gears that kept the colony's engine running. But when the Zerg attack, our intrepid threesome is given a suicide mission: to sneak through the backdoor of the Zerg's infested anthrax factory and assassinate their leader, Kerrigan, before she can complete the genocide of the human race.
Will our heroes blow up the deadly factory and make it back home in time for turkey dinner? Find out in this thrilling StarCraft adventure! (PS: I haven't had time to polish this map, so the AI might suck a bit.)
Will our heroes blow up the deadly factory and make it back home in time for turkey dinner? Find out in this thrilling StarCraft adventure! (PS: I haven't had time to polish this map, so the AI might suck a bit.)
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Buddah England, magna cum laude graduate of the Counter-Terrorist Academy in Norway, is called in when a rogue element of the Russian military constructs a deadly tower in the center of Canada's capital. Can Buddah stop their deadly erection from dispensing sarin gas? one thing's for certain - if he succeeds, there will be a party in the spirit of the gay nineties!
Please enjoy my first-ever StarCraft map!
Please enjoy my first-ever StarCraft map!
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Christian, a simple chicken farmer from Ireland, brings his wares to the market every month. All those countless hours of scrubbing chicken poop from the bottom of the henhouse will be worth it, if he can just deliver those plump, succulent breasts and wings to the starving farmers in Dublin. Setting out on his trusty ass, Oscar, Christian begins a long journey fraught with peril and deceit...
A StarCraft RPG that will blow you away!
A StarCraft RPG that will blow you away!
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In my newest StarCraft adventure, Sarah Pope, detective of the fairer sex, investigates a series of murders in northern Switzerland. With the town in lockdown after a fierce blizzard, her partner that usually aids her in these matters is stuck in his condominum over 50 miles away. Can our heroine succeed in the face of such adversity?
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SCV Shuttlecock: The spiritual successor to the popular StarCraft map, SCV football.
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Jesus Rodriguez, a young Mexican cook, has embarked on a long journey from the ghetto he grew up in to New York
City, culinary capital of America. Can his restaurant succeed? Or will he merely be the butt of many a joke? Find out in the world's first StarCraft cooking map!
Version 1.03: Fixed a bug with the "extra virgin olive oil" and "cooking alcohol" ingredients not spawning
City, culinary capital of America. Can his restaurant succeed? Or will he merely be the butt of many a joke? Find out in the world's first StarCraft cooking map!
Version 1.03: Fixed a bug with the "extra virgin olive oil" and "cooking alcohol" ingredients not spawning
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Follow the exploits of Dick van Dyke in a hilarious StarCraft comedy as he attempts to return the fetish idol of the Anasazi tribe before doom befalls them all!
EDIT: a link to my topic on the B.net forums, please post some more there: http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/540695310
all i am is a contrary canary
but i'm crazy for you
i watched you cradling a tissue box
sneezing and sniffling, you were still a fox
Modding Resources: The Necromodicon [WIP] | Mod Night
My Projects: SCFC | ARAI | Excision [WIP] | SCFC2 [BETA] | Robots vs. Humans | Leviathan Wakes [BETA]
but i'm crazy for you
i watched you cradling a tissue box
sneezing and sniffling, you were still a fox
Modding Resources: The Necromodicon [WIP] | Mod Night
My Projects: SCFC | ARAI | Excision [WIP] | SCFC2 [BETA] | Robots vs. Humans | Leviathan Wakes [BETA]