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Jun 20 2010, 5:47 am
By: Centreri  

Jun 20 2010, 3:59 pm LoveLess Post #21

Let me show you how to hump without making love.

I liked Kevin's HoN joke the best. I think if me, Kevin, Hydro and DM were all on devilesk's team, then take away the ability to quit the game or stay in the base. That would be grand.



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Jun 20 2010, 4:05 pm Super Duper Post #22



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You - I'd indefinitely suspend you from Serious Discussion with a note attached by Vrael.

I bet a mod tries to be witty and says something along the lines of "I torture you by closing this topic."

ALTERNATE METHOD OF TORTURE: Trap you in a small room where you're raped by Mr. T for eternity. That doesn't seem too tortuous though.
ALTERNATE ALTERNATE METHOD OF TORTURE: Force the victim to play Labyrinthos for the rest of their life.
Stol'd from Mephisto_is_god



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Jun 20 2010, 4:14 pm Fire_Kame Post #23

a left leaning coexistence nut

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but what about THE TORTURE!

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I tried so hard not to interrupt this topic to say that.

You guys are pansies with your torture, you know. :P I don't want to post, because I don't know who I could torture gruesomely and tell them its because deep down I respect them.




Jun 20 2010, 4:42 pm Riney Post #24



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I liked Kevin's HoN joke the best. I think if me, Kevin, Hydro and DM were all on devilesk's team, then take away the ability to quit the game or stay in the base. That would be grand.

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Jun 20 2010, 5:52 pm lil-Inferno Post #25

Just here for the pie

Quote from Super Duper
Quote from lil-Inferno
You - I'd indefinitely suspend you from Serious Discussion with a note attached by Vrael.

I bet a mod tries to be witty and says something along the lines of "I torture you by closing this topic."

ALTERNATE METHOD OF TORTURE: Trap you in a small room where you're raped by Mr. T for eternity. That doesn't seem too tortuous though.
ALTERNATE ALTERNATE METHOD OF TORTURE: Force the victim to play Labyrinthos for the rest of their life.
Stol'd from Mephisto_is_god
It is.




Jun 20 2010, 5:53 pm LoTu)S Post #26



I would make you go to an Amurican anime convention and make you stay there for the whole day and the next days.



Have Fun!



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Jun 20 2010, 6:22 pm Demented Shaman Post #27



I'd torture the entire staff just by being here. :lol:



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Jun 20 2010, 7:05 pm payne Post #28

:payne:

Quote from Demented Shaman
I'd torture the entire staff just by being here. :lol:
That deserved a +10, but I can only give one, so... :P



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Jun 20 2010, 7:45 pm Sand Wraith Post #29

she/her

What if I love myself the most? Do I get to carve holes into myself and rape myself? But I'm not very bendy. I dunno, Cobb. Your torture doesn't leave much alive. IMO, tear out there spine, skewer their heart with said spine, and be done with it.

My torture! Hooray!
The victim is inside of a room filled with mirrors and a CCTV system. The victim is tied such that each arm and leg is spread out evenly apart and the body is splayed in mid-air, but the spine is perpendicular to the ground. Inject anesthetics into the victim, eviscerate them with a heated blade, and then snip their small intestine such that it is only attached to the stomach-end. Tie the detached end to a spoked wheel and slowly reel in the intestine, stopping the wheel when strain begins to affect the stomach.
Immediately after starting up the wheel, the victim is orientated such that the spine is parallel to the ground, at a comfortable height for the torturer to perform surgery upon the victim's chest. While still pumping the victim full of anesthetics, but none of which would affect the wakefulness of the consciousness, the torturer incises the victim's chest and using a bone saw and cuts open the rib cage vertically such that it springs open.
At this point, the torturer sprays a marginally diluted concentration of hydrochloric acid vapour into the internal body of the victim.
Now, the torturer would leave the room, and a horde of flies, female mosquitoes, and wasps would be vented into the room, and a mixture of caterpillars, maggots, spiders, and beetles would be released into the room.
Torture complete.

For Biophys/TZ specifically, I would trap him in a room and pump said room with black satanic metal and death metal at 130dB. After two hours, I would stop the music, leave him alone with nothing to do for 20 minutes, after which, I would play static and turn off all lights of the room such that it is pitch dark and the only thing he can hear (if he can still hear at all) is static. This is done for two hours. Following that, dim, irregularly flickering fluorescent lights are turned on, as well as various blasphemous and sacrilegious arrangements of red LEDs along the walls, ceiling, and floor of the room (the LEDs would be under a transparent floor); the static remains. A blood mist is then pumped into the room through the ceiling. Passing several minutes, spiked tentacles would then brutally and painfully (but still pleasurably) rape him. If he is still alive, I would wear a mask upon which a video screen is mounted, and this video screen would show a loli, and I would enter the room with a meat cleaver and proceed to decapitate him. Afterwards, I would dismember him, take all parts of him, cook all parts of him, and serve him at a metal concert in denominations of six hundred sixty-six. All of his blood I would collect and use as a bath. Following the bath, I would paint evil symbols and a loli with the blood. I would then grease the blood with oil and set ablaze the trails of blood and oil while chanting blasphemous and sacrilegious phrases and words backwards (I would have written down what to say).
Afterwards, I would laugh and reflect on how I wish I could have made the torture even more amazing.




Jun 20 2010, 8:50 pm Tharuk Zhal Omaenha Post #30



Quote from DavidJCobb
I'm not going to bother specifying a user, as I don't know any of you well enough to have developed any enemies or rivals.

Let the torture begin! Let's see how depraved I can get!
You will awaken in the middle of a medium-sized room, slumped against a wall, with no memory of how you got there. The room is made entirely of concrete; it's a seven-by-ten-foot cell. There are no doors or visible entrances or exits of any kind.

At the center of this room, the person you care about most in the world is lying on a table, much like the autopsy tables seen in morgues. They have been strapped down. Next to this table is a tray with various instruments and tools on it. Beneath the table is a single drain, a few inches in diameter.

You will hear my voice come from a speaker embedded into the center of the ceiling. I will tell you what you need to do: to save your life and the life of your loved one, you must torture them. You must inflict as much pain as you possibly can.

Inevitably, you will hesitate. You may even try to resist, searching for the exits that do not exist. If you're foolish, you may beg, plead, and ask me why this is happening. You'll receive no answer if you do. As this happens, I shall impress upon you the hopelessness of your situation. If you do not capitulate to my demands, you and your loved one will die from dehydration. Your only hope is to hurt the person you care about most in the world -- to bring them to the edge of the abyss of death even as you try to drag them and yourself away from it.

So you will walk to that table, and look at that tray. You'll find all the tools of the trade. Scalpels, knives, screwdrivers, battery-powered drills, a buzz saw, a gallery of sledgehammers. Guns, bullets, spears -- every surgical and torture-related implement you can imagine, and a few you can't. I'll let you start things off -- for undoubtedly, you'll start off small, trying to do as little harm as possible. And as you inflict minor pains, I'll start directing you, instructing you, on tortures and pains you can inflict. Gouge that out, smash that in, rip that off and crush this into pulp. And you'll listen -- you will beg but you will listen -- for it is the only way you and your friend have to survive.

Your hands will stain with blood, and your face will stain with tears. Your ears shall hear their screams, and their eyes, widened, tearful, bloodied, they'll be burned into your brain eternally, haunting every moment of your life from here on out. Your loved one, they will beg and they will scream and they will plead with you to stop, but you, to save their life, will not. Your loved one, they will beg and they will scream and they will plead with you to let them die, but you, to save your life, will not comply. And you, you will beg and you will curse and you will plead with me to let you stop, but I will not; the show, it must go on. Get back to work.

If you're noble, you will reach the point where you cannot go on. You'll stop; you will resist, and that is when I shall insist that you comply, that you discontinue denial and resume this deathly trial. I'll turn up all the lights, I'll turn up all the heat, and I'll release my little secret: noxious, damned repulsive gas. The smell of death itself; you'll start to choke, you'll start to cough; you will not breathe nor will you have the nerve to defy what must happen. The fumes, the stench, the poison gas will keep you going on. You'll do anything to keep yourself from breathing it again -- I promise you, you will.

It will end. Don't you worry, this will end. When your loved one's blood has stained the walls; when desp'rate screams have left a cursed ringing in your head. When they wish that they were dead. When limbs are lost and senses gone and neat white picket fence between your mind and human evil -- when that boundary's been crossed -- that is when I shall relent and reveal your salvation: through descent. I'll tell you of a secret hatch within the floor. Release your friend and haul them down with you.

But the trial is not over; you have merely reached the next stage. And the things I'll make you do will leave you shameful and bereft. The room you are in is smaller now, and somewhat darker. There's one locked door on a wall. Here's where variation comes into play.

If the person you care about most cares about someone else the most, I will hold that third one captive. If either if you refuse my demands, that third person will die. If the person you care about most cares about you the most -- even after what you've done to them -- then your life's the one that I will threaten.

One by one, you'll sever your loved one's limbs. And when the limbs are gone, you'll chop off every little digit, and you'll feed it to them. And when that's done, you'll defile the one you care about the most, and then they'll do the same to you. You will ravage every orifice, and they'll do the same to you. And then you'll rape them one more time, and as you climax, you will slit their throat.

Down the hatch from which you entered, several knifes will fall, along with a single hammer. With these, you will approach the lifeless corpse of the person you care about most in the world. You'll carve open more orifices, and defile each one. Carve a hole into the spine and pulverize the bone -- you don't want it in the way. Repeat the process all along the spine -- no more than a one inch gap between each hole -- and then you'll ravage every single one.

And when that's done, the door will unlock, and you will walk through it. (If there was a third person, they'll come with you.)

This is the final room. There's a door on the opposite side. (If there was a third person, they will go through this door and to the path to freedom.) The room is similar to the first room.

You will lie down on the table, and I'll enter with a gun (so you do not resist). I'll strap you down, and torture you in ways none can describe. I'll cut things out, and stitch them elsewhere -- remake you into the wretch you have become inside. I'll slice you up and stab you out and crush your bones and yet you'll stay alive -- ah, the marvel of modern medicine. And as this happens, screens on every wall will play back your misdeeds -- oh, how you tortured they you love the most. You'll hear screams even as I make you scream. Your pain will not drown out the pain you caused.

When I'm done is when you -- blinded, bloodied, beaten, wounded, deafened, haunted, horrified, and barely alive -- will open the last door. The blinding light of a hallway's what will greet you, as you fumble through it, to your freedom, to the world outside.

I actually creeped myself out quite a bit in the middle of writing this.

Fuck. :hurr:



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Jun 20 2010, 8:55 pm CaptainWill Post #31



In the last one the person would have died of septic shock very quickly.

In fact in most of these serious physical torture scenarios the victim will lose consciousness rapidly. Psychological torture is the most effective and insidious way of harming someone - watch the Korean film Oldboy for a good example.



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Jun 20 2010, 9:00 pm x-EnAlex Post #32



I would torture Vrael by trapping him inside Feyvern RP filled with RP Noobs/Hackers everywhere for the rest of his life.
I would also torture Devourer and His dad by making them watch the replay of Germany's fail in the Fifa Cup forever in their life.



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Jun 20 2010, 9:09 pm Biophysicist Post #33



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For Biophys/TZ specifically, I would trap him in a room and pump said room with black satanic metal and death metal at 130dB. After two hours, I would stop the music, leave him alone with nothing to do for 20 minutes, after which, I would play static and turn off all lights of the room such that it is pitch dark and the only thing he can hear (if he can still hear at all) is static. This is done for two hours. Following that, dim, irregularly flickering fluorescent lights are turned on, as well as various blasphemous and sacrilegious arrangements of red LEDs along the walls, ceiling, and floor of the room (the LEDs would be under a transparent floor); the static remains. A blood mist is then pumped into the room through the ceiling. Passing several minutes, spiked tentacles would then brutally and painfully (but still pleasurably) rape him. If he is still alive, I would wear a mask upon which a video screen is mounted, and this video screen would show a loli, and I would enter the room with a meat cleaver and proceed to decapitate him. Afterwards, I would dismember him, take all parts of him, cook all parts of him, and serve him at a metal concert in denominations of six hundred sixty-six. All of his blood I would collect and use as a bath. Following the bath, I would paint evil symbols and a loli with the blood. I would then grease the blood with oil and set ablaze the trails of blood and oil while chanting blasphemous and sacrilegious phrases and words backwards (I would have written down what to say).
Afterwards, I would laugh and reflect on how I wish I could have made the torture even more amazing.
How about you back off already? You're an annoying idiot. I banned you from SSRP for a reason. You remind me of my brother. Stop it. (This is the last time I'll bother responding; from now on I'll just ignore you.)

Anyway.

For Moose, release all the details of the sekrit stuff he tells me about to his IRL friends.

For Excalibur, chop off his hands. You can't use a computer if you can't type! :awesome:

For Dark_Marine, stick him in a room containing only him, Vi3t-X, Darkling, and his mom.

For Kame, force her to cyber with the ugliest guy evar, on video chat, for an absurdly long time.

For FaRTy, shoot him if he doesn't make at least five new friends, at least one of whom must be female, in one month.

For IskatuMesk, make him make mods for NetHack - a game which has no data files and where everything, except graphics, is hardcoded (but open-source).

For CaptainWill, demote him to Ensign. <= obvious

For Polaris... Well, Polaris knows what I'm talking about.

For Corbo, write a virus so that the only modeling program he can use is Wings 3D.

For anyone, make them listen to my sob stories about how messed up my life is. (Except Moose, 'cause he doesn't seem to mind. wut)

For me, stop taking my meds.

For your mom, make her go on a diet.

EDIT: And now to try to write a textwall more epic than Cobb's. :awesome:



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