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My Sad Pathetic Life
Filename: Slasher Movie!.scx
Filesize: 250.25KB


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Uploaded on:May 13 2012, 12:40 am
Uploaded by:MePHiStO_IS_GoD
Author:Not Given.


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Human (Zerg)
Human (Zerg)
Human (Zerg)
Human (Zerg)
Human (Zerg)
Human (Zerg)
T3H K1LLAR!!!!!!!!!E@%*$W(_EU
Computer (Protoss)
Dumbass Teenagers
Computer (Terran)
Force 4

File Description
I just keep on coming back here don't I?

Funny story about this map, for one of my liberal arts classes, I had to make a Digital Narrative of some kind, the project was very vague and we could cover just about anything. Well being the type of person I am, I waited until the night before to do the project and decided I would just reuse one of my old Starcraft Movie Maps for the class.

One problem: I kinda forgot how vulgar and sexually explicit my movies are. Somehow I doubt I could convince my teacher that I made a movie were a guy has sex with a zergling to show the wonders of digital Media.

So I decided to whip out a short 4-5 minute stupid little interactive comedy movie and this is the end result. Its pretty stupid but I thought I would upload it just for fun and in case anybody wants to watch it. It's probably my only movie that would get a PG-13 haha! Anyway This most likely the last thing I'll ever be making in Starcraft and acts as a fitting epitaph to my mapping legacy (lawlz?)

(Fun fact about this map #23: most of the triggers, units, and terrain are copied from my "Random Movie About A Hot Girl" Movie map. Told you I was lazy!)

Anyway hope you guys enjoy it 'till next time :)

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UndeadStar wrote on May 28 2022, 8:49 pm:
This map can teach one thing to mapmakers: "use a damn silent wav for transmissions!!!"
That aside, it was fun, though it feels this "Slasher Movie!.scx" may not have been the map initially here and there was some mistake at some point.

RIVE wrote on May 13 2012, 6:57 am:
Entertaining. Even for something you shat out in a night, Terry. :)
I just don't understand why the happy ending couldn't be from getting drunk. I died twice trying to build up enough confidence!

[12:30 pm]
NudeRaider -- the infamous "Jamba-Abo"
[2022-12-07. : 7:01 am]
O)FaRTy1billion[MM] -- i remember seeing it on TV
[2022-12-07. : 4:38 am]
RIVE -- "What was that?!? That was hot!"
[2022-12-07. : 4:37 am]
RIVE -- I still remember the commercials for songs playing when you called someone
[2022-12-07. : 3:05 am]
Andrea Rosa -- :wob:
[2022-12-06. : 4:14 am]
Zycorax -- wtf, never remember seeing anything like that here.
[2022-12-06. : 4:10 am]
Fire_Kame -- the service to play a song for incoming calls was like 9 bucks a monnth
[2022-12-06. : 3:12 am]
Ultraviolet -- to be fair, there are worse things to spend a dollar on
[2022-12-06. : 12:44 am]
Fire_Kame -- remember those songs that would play for the people calling you, to think we wasted money on that
[2022-12-06. : 12:20 am]
Fire_Kame -- Andrea Rosa
Andrea Rosa shouted: Born too late to own property... Born too soon to be a TikTok star... Born just in time to have paid $0.99 for a ringtone.
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