If y'can't come up with a good response, you should wait for someone who can to continue the game.

Granted,but you are caught in the battle.

I wish ppl were more creative

granted, but then they experiment creative methods of torture on you.

ummm... you forgot your wish.

Granted, but his wish is for you to die for reminding him that he forgot something essential, thus bringing him to the highest level of embarrassment.

I wish the person who posts next doesn't mutilate my wish.

Granted,but you ended up Raped then murdered by male weaviles
I wish that something random happens.

Granted, Yoshi does a science experiment on you, and you receive the ability to turn invisible. The thing is, when you turn invisible, you'll never be able to turn back..

I wish that I had super powers.

Sweet,i can see inside the girls locker rooms without being detected!
Granted,but you ended up pwnd by galactimus
i wish someone else granted my wish,which is nothing.

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Granted. Wishes, however, are large things, and so the sudden vacuum formed by the nothing-wish allows you to experience first-hand what unprotected, exatmospheric travel is like. And it's not good waking up from oxygen-deprived unconciouscness to find that half the world is pissed off at you for destroying a ludicrous amount of natural mineral, atmospheric, and other resources around you.

I wish for (user posted image)

Granted but that picture is porn and you get suspended for it.

I wish my wishes were uncorruptable and if it gets corrupted it corrupts the person below me.

Granted. I'm now corrupt.
...
Wait, wasn't I already?
Looks like your wish didn't do much, then.

I wish I'd get to work on this stupid picture.

Granted, but the picture looked so horrible your mother committed suicide and you are now an orphan.

I wish I got all teh ladies.

Granted, you get all the fat ladies.

I wish my wishes were uncorruptable and if it gets corrupted it corrupts the person below me.
(ha im invincible with this wish)

Not Granted,cause they might think youre a perv...
i wish someone else watch this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRGzF6FCY8k

Er. All the ladies means I get them all? Not just the fatties.
You have to grant it if i follow the rules.

Granted, but my vision became so bad i couldn't see what was happening.

I wish I get all teh ladies.

Reverb, d'y'mind not doing the 'not granted' thing? It's just getting rediculous now. :\ It might be good once or twice, if used creatively, but...

Granted.
A few months later finds you bored and depressed, looking desperately for a way to make interesting your life now filled with nothing meaningful, all your time consumed by said ladies.
Turning to religion, you spend your next few decades of life as a priest in some obscure temple out in a faraway jungle.
And commit suicide, since you've just wasted the last few decades of your life on something you've come to find even more boring and meaningless than what prompted you into it. I mean, you made a really bad choice of religion.
Ouch.

I wish for true happiness.

Granted, but the only true happiness you could find was in death.

I wish every one would corrupt my wishes like the last guy.

Granted, but then someone doesn't corrupt ur wish...BUT, U TAKE UR WISH BACK SO EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL

I wish nobody would post on this topic.

Granted... unfortunately, this topic was one of the few remaining joys in your life, and without it you realize your existence is pointless.

I wish I understood what the hell my textbook was talking about.

Granted,but your text book became to advanced,it killed you and then took over your body
i wish i knew everything...