It's 4 AM. Almost everyone in Memeville is fast asleep, but you're wide awake. There's a thought in your mind. One that's been there forever. You can't escape it. It's the same idea, relaying itself over and over again.
"Must... Make... New... Memes!"
You finally think of one. You go on reddit to post it. It's already there. You shake your head.
"It's a lost cause," they all tell you. "In my opinion, all the memes have already been made."
But you're out to prove the doubters wrong. You're out to show them that there are in fact new memes to be found. Keep doing what you're doing – somebody's gotta make sure this town stays dank.
You are a Memer.
You're playing your favorite RP. You're in a field, and the French army is across from you. What do you do? You've just come back from the gym, and you reach for your Muscle Milk as you think of an answer to the prompt.
You take a break from the RP and open reddit. On the front page, there's a link to an article from the town's paper. Another memer murdered. Too many of them are dying. At this rate, there will be no more reddit, no more internet, no more memes. You can't let that happen. As the memes start to dwindle, you know you have to make new ones.
Suddenly, it hits you. You become incredibly wide-eyed. You open Skype to let everyone know about the meme you just made. They laugh their asses off and roll on the floor, as usual. Their responses tire you. It’s time for new memes, and only you can provide them.
You are a Memer.
You put on your favorite pair of jeans and check yourself out in the mirror. The backside is sagging a bit. It seems you've been laughing your ass a bit too much. You know it's time for some new memes. All the old ones are dying, and with them, their creators. If all the memers die, this town will stop being dank, and you can't let that happen.
The Shitty Memers claim they'll keep bring in fresh, better memes. They say, "We're all women!" Nobody laughs. They ask you to play Rise of Empires. Everyone shakes their head. Their memes have nothing on yours. It's time you show them that.
You are a Memer.
You read the town paper and shake your head at the hack-job journalists that contribute to it. You know you're better than them, but nobody can deal with your subjectivity. They say the paper should be objective, but you think that's nonsense. You know opinions matter greatly.
Right as you're about to submit your post on reddit, you reread it. You almost forgot something. You edit your post and include three simple letters at the end.
"IMO."
With all the other memes that are dying, people better start getting used to yours.
You are IMO.
They laugh their asses off. They roll on the floor laughing. They begin every sentence with, "In my opinion..." You just shake your head. These memes aren't cutting it anymore. Everyone's dying, and nobody can see that their old memes can't protect them. You know this, though. As much as you love your meme, you know it won't save you. You've got extra protection. You're keeping to yourself nowadays, and while everyone else is out there dying, you just look on from a distance, shaking your head every so often.
You are SMH.
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You are IDK.
You're so dank, you make everyone laugh their asses off. Not the usual way, though. You make it happen, literally.
These memers don't have anything on you and your crew. Their memes are garbage, evidenced by the fact that they can die from laughing too hard. It's time to introduce a new brand of memes. Just keep doing what you're doing, and this town will be yours.
You are LYAO.
You are a part of the Shitty Memers. Your partner is jjf28.
Memes. They're all you can think about. You think about them every day, you think about them every night. People say you're a mess. But you know that's not the case. They just don't get your memes. They shake their head at you without giving you a chance. That's all gonna change, though. This town is willing to die clinging onto their old memes, so let them. You’ve got plenty of new memes. Go mad with them.
You are the Mad Memeist.
You are a part of the Shitty Memers. Your partner is FaRTy1billion.
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