Current vote tallies:

lil-Inferno (3) <- Currently up for lynching
Wing Zero (1)

Someone tried to kill one of our memers last night, and that just can't happen. In a town already losing its dankness, we can't afford to lose the people that could possibly restore it. The Shitty Memers think they have us on the ropes, but we'll show them. We follow the the most standard, universal law: kill someone every day until the killers are dead. Besides, this coincides with the yearly meme harvest. We must sacrifice a person to appease the Memer Man and bring us dankness for the next year. It works out well.

We vote for who we want to kill, and we're sure we've made the right choice. lil-Inferno is brought to the middle of the town square, where a large crowd has gathered. He's on his knees, and two people are holding him by his arms. A man approaches him with a covered bucket. He places a cone type device on top of lil-Inferno's head. It's enclosed at the bottom around the neck and has a small opening at the top. The man uncovered the bucket, and hundreds of bees swarm down the cone. lil-Inferno begins screaming.

AHHH! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!! AHHH MY EYES!! MY EYEESSS!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

This Shitty Memer had what was coming to him. After a few seconds, lil-Inferno is dead.

Hmm... Shit.

lil-Inferno is sacrificed to the Meme God as an offering for continued dankness, and it seems to be working, for now. The night is quiet; no Memers die, and it doesn't look like any mischief has occurred. Who knows what the Shitty Memers are up to? This past night is proof that if we keep doing what we've been doing, everything will turn out alright. So, as always, we vote to kill someone during the day. Like I said, it's the only way to stop the killings.

Day 2

We have to stop all these mindless killings. The Shitty Memers that are trying to take away our dankness must pay. We cast our votes as usual, and a sacrifice has been chosen.

jjf28 is brought to the edge of the town. The very outskirts of Memesville sit on a cliff, the ground below it being over 300 feet down. jjf28 is dragged to the edge of the cliff. Our mayor, Corbo, steps forward to say a few words.

jjf28, you have been deemed a Shitty Memer by the people of Memesville. Your atrocities end today. No longer will you cause anguish to our town. It is your time to die.

Mayor Corbo gives a nod to the men holding jjf28. They pick him up above their heads and throw him over the cliff. After approximately 4.20 seconds, we hear a thud. We all peer over the cliff and see jjf28's lifeless body laying flat on the ground below. We begin walking away, but someone shouts for us to come back. We rush back towards the cliff and see jjf28 slowly get up and walk away.

That's not good.