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SEN Arena 2
Jun 6 2015, 12:44 am
By: Dem0n
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Jun 7 2015, 5:59 pm Corbo Post #41

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wait, wtf, why wouldn't I be able to use an umbrella?

If any I am the master of umbrellas, I live in the tropic, bitches, with the ammount of rain we get an umbrella is basically an extension of my arm ;o



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Jun 7 2015, 6:08 pm jjf28 Post #42

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wait, wtf, why wouldn't I be able to use an umbrella?

If any I am the master of umbrellas, I live in the tropic, bitches, with the ammount of rain we get an umbrella is basically an extension of my arm ;o

Can you drop part of your arm?

https://youtu.be/tCWjo1ymhGs?t=4m24s



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Jun 7 2015, 6:11 pm Dem0n Post #43

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The OP has been updated with the results from round 1. A very surprising round, with many of the top seeds falling. These next rounds will certainly be interesting.

Round 2 has begun. Voting will end at 2:00 am EST on Tuesday, June 9th.




Jun 7 2015, 8:10 pm Fire_Kame Post #44

wth is starcraft

Thank you to my loyal fans who considered my capable of third-degree murder. I couldn't have made it this far without you.




Jun 7 2015, 9:03 pm Corbo Post #45

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

Also, it's Corbo, not Corob. But sure, carry on, that way I'll never technically lose :P



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Jun 7 2015, 9:11 pm Fire_Kame Post #46

wth is starcraft

CAROB PLS




Jun 7 2015, 9:19 pm Azrael Post #47



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Azrael - Smoke Grenade (x2)
xAngelSpiritx - Old Sneaker
As the desert sun crossed the highest point in the sky, the shadows of the cityscape began to change direction. The horizon was littered with decrepit skyscrapers and the reflected glare of their broken glass windows. The quiet serenity of this deserted urban area had remained undisturbed for centuries, until earlier today. The ground began to shake again, and a skyscraper toppled over, filling the air with a cloud of dust.

Beside the cracked asphalt of a nearby intersection, a young man was pressed against the side of a building, hiding in its shadow. He'd been running for almost an hour already, and knew it was just a matter of time before his body succumbed to the desert heat. Still, the short earthquakes continued coming in bursts, and that was the only concern weighing on his mind.

He slowly peered around the corner of the building, looking in the direction he came from. There it was, still following relentlessly, with every step of its massive stone feet causing another tremor. It appeared to be a statue carved entirely from stone, depicting some sort of angel, with enormous stone wings extending from its back. The entire thing must have stood at least 60 meters tall, and was somehow moving around, as though possessed by some spirit.

All this might not have posed a problem on its own, except the colossal statue's movements weren't random; for the last hour, it had been intently coming after him. Worse, it was using some strange weapon to destroy everything around it: an ancient moss-covered stone, even more massive than the monstrosity's feet, attached to a thick cable of some kind. The creature was holding the cable between his fingers, and using it to spin the stone around at high speed, turning every building it touched into little more than debris.

As the thing continued to approach, with the ground shaking ever more violently, the young man knew he'd need to take a risk if he wanted any chance of surviving. Taking a deep breath, he stepped out on the road in front of his pursuer. Its eyes locked on him immediately, and it started to change the angle of its spinning weapon in response.

However, as the man dropped something on the ground, a large cloud of smoke suddenly enveloped him, rapidly expanding to hide the area. The stone angel, unfazed, brought the gigantic spinning stone crashing down on the exact spot where the man had been standing.

As the creature lifted the ancient weapon from the street, the billows of smoke followed it upwards. A cavity in the side of the stone, large enough for the living statue to have fit its foot inside, appeared to be the new source of smoke. As the air at ground level started to clear up, it was evident that the dropped canister was no longer there, crushed or otherwise.

In response, the colossal statue took the stone in its hand, and turned it so the smoke-producing cavity faced downwards toward the palm of its other hand. The source of the smoke, whatever it was, fell out; the billowing cloud was now on the creature's outstretched hand. And then, just as quickly, it was moving up its arm at a rapid pace.

As the smoke thinned out, the canister from before was dropped again, this time on the enormous stone creature's upper arm. Also emerging from the cloud was the young man, moving in a full sprint towards the statue's head. As its other hand began to close the distance on him, apparently intending to crush him, the man pulled out a second canister and threw it without hesitation at the creature's face.

Landing within the gap between the statue's lips, the canister rolled in easily. A moment later, there was a loud bang echoing from within the stone creature, and its entire body froze immediately. Smoke billowed out from its mouth, and an extremely unnatural gnashing sound accompanied it, welling up from somewhere deep within the creature.

As it began to collapse to the ground, its shoulder grazed the edge of a building, and the young man leapt off and landed on the nearby roof. He turned to watch as the angelic statue hit the asphalt, creating an incredible trench beneath it, and then the city was once again overcome by silence. Breathing a heavy sigh of relief, he looked to the horizon, where a range of distant mountains caught his eye. Wiping the sweat from his brow, he couldn't help but wonder what obstacles might be waiting for him from here.


Post has been edited 5 time(s), last time on Jun 10 2015, 6:31 pm by Azrael.




Jun 7 2015, 9:46 pm Dem0n Post #48

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I wanted to write all the fights. :(

But I guess, if you want, you can write your own.




Jun 7 2015, 9:58 pm Fire_Kame Post #49

wth is starcraft

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Jun 7 2015, 10:37 pm Corbo Post #50

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Hey, so funny story:

I was walking around in the streets near my house, it's rain season in El salvador and a live in a suburban area that was founded around 50 years ago, meaning that there are tall, leafy trees in the sidewalks. Carrying my umbrella, obviously, because it was raining I was quietly minding my own business, thinking on the next step I should take in order to troll SEN.


Suddenly, out of nowhere, comes a fool from behind a tree shouting "I am batman, I am batman!" I didn't pay much attention to him as I just intended to walk past him, I did notice he was barefoot. Real crazy dude, running around barefoot, trying to scare people and pretending he's batman. Right when I was about to go past him he took out a weapon, you see, El Salvador is not the safest country, averaging 20+ violent deaths per day, I honestly thought that was it. I thought I was done, I just thought he was carrying a gun and since I was just roaming around I didn't bring anything to give him in exchange for my life, no money, no belongings or anything at all!

The funny thing is, it was just a taser, and when he was going to use it on me he somehow fell on a puddle and real batman shocked himself :lol:

I couldn't help but laugh, the puddle was small enough to not offer enough voltage drop so he was immediately incapacitated, though, I grabbed my umbrella and knocked him unconscious with it. I left the taser on, he was still shaking like a big stupid fish even if he was passed out. He should have had a heart attack or something by now. I think he's dead :lol:



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Jun 7 2015, 10:46 pm Fire_Kame Post #51

wth is starcraft

Oh we're doing stories?

I shove the rustiest edge of my wire hanger up Kevin's urethra and he dies instantly from shock.




Jun 7 2015, 10:47 pm BloodyZombie117 Post #52

I have no idea what to put here... So I guess I'll just put this here.

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Pics or it don't exist.

That is one cute cat.




Jun 7 2015, 10:58 pm BloodyZombie117 Post #53

I have no idea what to put here... So I guess I'll just put this here.

Azrael because the caves might be a bit too small for Oh_Man's bat.
EZ because I can just see someone dodge the first swing of the metal pipe, and gouge their opponenets brain out through their eye holes.
Devourer because Crossbow > Butter knife. Even at close range, Dev can use the arrows to fight.
Corbo because he'll lead lil to a small room where the kite shield won't fit, and just impale him using Umbrella's umbrella.
BloodyZombie117 because I'm 7589% likely to vote for myself to win... A metal helmet can't do shit if there happens to be no protection for the eyes. There usually never is. With a dark cave too, the helmet would very much destroy all types of vision. Pepper spray would be just to cause pain.
Fire_Kame because she'll be able to deflect Sac's brass knuckle attacks and abort his life.
GeneralPie because close quarters and claymores out perform a long katana.

I honestly don't know who's in the final fight. So it's hard to vote on that one.




Jun 7 2015, 11:13 pm Dem0n Post #54

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Quote from BloodyZombie117
A metal helmet can't do shit if there happens to be no protection for the eyes.
To be fair, when I came up with that weapon, I was envisioning like a knight's helmet, not just an open-faced helmet. :P




Jun 7 2015, 11:15 pm rayNimagi Post #55



Votes
Oh_Man - Smoke grenades don't matter when it's hard to see anyway
ShadowFlare - Metal pipe is more helpful than a screwdriver
Devourer - Though a butterknife might be able to dislodge small rocks from the cave, a crossbow has a chance to hit Wing Zero from afar.
Corbo - Carrying a heavy shield through a twisting cave would probably exhaust the user
rayNimagi - Pepper spray can't melt steel helmets. Also, a caving helmet might have a light.
Sacrieur - Brass knuckles beat wire hangers
Can't decide on GeneralPie vs Excalibur
poiuy_qwert - Equal range, but the frying pan has a wider surface. Possibly easier to hit with in the dark.



Win by luck, lose by skill.

Jun 8 2015, 2:17 am Corbo Post #56

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Oh_Man, just because
Shadowflare, cause <3
Wing Zero, Because I'd lose to devourer next round :P
Corbo, ME.
rayNimagi, because metal helmet.
Kame, just because.
GeneralPie, Cause he's a general dude
poiuy_qwert, because I'm mad at Mango.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jun 9 2015, 5:49 am by Corbo.



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Jun 8 2015, 5:47 am NudeRaider Post #57

We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch

All staff members except Ex and Devo have been eliminated.




Jun 8 2015, 7:00 am Lanthanide Post #58



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1. This is going to last for fucking ever if you have 36 hours of voting for each individual match-up. There's no reason you can't do 4 at a time, for example.
Idk, wouldn't it only last like 6 days? I don't think that's too long.
Right, so it seems I misread what it said. Hence why I also didn't vote for myself (not that it would have mattered, it seems).

To me, it said "round 1 of 36", that is each round was for only 2 people and would last 36 hours. Hence why I said it would take for fucking ever, and hence also why I didn't vote for myself, because I didn't know my fight was already live.



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Jun 8 2015, 7:28 am Corbo Post #59

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

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All staff members except Ex and Devo have been eliminated.

What does that tell you? :P



fuck you all

Jun 8 2015, 10:40 am NudeRaider Post #60

We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch

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All staff members except Ex and Devo have been eliminated.

What does that tell you? :P
That statistically no staff will be in the quarter finals.




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