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Game of SWAG
Jan 4 2013, 2:21 am
By: Fire_Kame
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Feb 13 2013, 12:27 am lil-Inferno Post #161

Just here for the pie

Purchase it with your credit card. It's daddy's problem now.




Feb 13 2013, 1:08 am Fire_Kame Post #162

wth is starcraft

You successfully purchase your new clothes with one of your credit cards! You and Quinn have now left the store and are strutting your stuff, looking for E-ffect. You probably should've set a place to meet...

SWAG SCORE: 10




Feb 13 2013, 1:55 am Dem0n Post #163

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Call up E-ffect and set up a place to meet.




Feb 13 2013, 9:28 am Lanthanide Post #164



Tell E-ffect to meet up with you outside the suchi bar. In the mean time, go with Quinn to the suchi bar and buy the least-authentic and most westernised option on the menu, like teriyaki chicken or something.



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Feb 14 2013, 4:17 pm Fire_Kame Post #165

wth is starcraft

You call E-ffect from the order line at Tokyo Joe's but he doesn't answer. You try calling several times, waving at the cashier to wait while you finish your conversation before you order, holding up the line behind you. E-ffect will meet you at Tokyo Joe's in about half an hour. You order chicken teriyaki and you and Quinn go to sit down and wait.

SWAG SCORE: 10




Feb 14 2013, 8:09 pm OlimarandLouie Post #166



Flash your boobs at the next single guy (your age) that walks near you.



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Feb 14 2013, 8:11 pm Fire_Kame Post #167

wth is starcraft

You flash your boobs at a stranger as he walks by your table. It has the added effect of flashing everyone else in the restaurant. Still no sign of E-ffect.

SWAG SCORE: 10




Feb 14 2013, 8:26 pm lil-Inferno Post #168

Just here for the pie

Incite a rebellion against your fascist overlords. Also, call E-ffect and tell him to get the fuck over there. Sexually tease him so he arrives faster.




Feb 14 2013, 8:27 pm OlimarandLouie Post #169



Ask Quinn what she thinks of E-ffect.



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Feb 14 2013, 8:55 pm Fire_Kame Post #170

wth is starcraft

You call E-ffect up again, asking him with a sexual sort of purr to your voice, asking him to hurry up. Your whispy voice noticeably makes him more interested in showing up. He promises to be there in ten minutes. You set down your phone and ask Quinn for her opinion of E-ffect. She immediately assumes and accuses you of having a crush on him.

SWAG SCORE: 11




Feb 14 2013, 9:01 pm lil-Inferno Post #171

Just here for the pie

Giggle loudly enough such that everyone in the restaurant hears you and say that you TOTES DO NOT have a crush on E-ffect.




Feb 14 2013, 9:15 pm Fire_Kame Post #172

wth is starcraft

You giggle incredibly loudly, drawing looks from lame adults who feel superior towards you. You call Quinn a bitch (followed by "l-o-l love you girl") and continue to laugh. E-ffect has arrived inside the restaurant, and your immediate action is to pretend to duck behind Quinn. It doesn't work well, as she's yelling at him to join you.

SWAG SCORE: 11




Feb 14 2013, 10:15 pm OlimarandLouie Post #173



Flirt with E-ffect



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Feb 15 2013, 3:20 am O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #174

👻 👾 👽 💪

Very loudly. You need to be as clear as possible because the world needs to know about what you are doing! Oh, and don't forget twitter and Instagram.



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Feb 15 2013, 3:12 pm Moose Post #175

We live in a society.

Am I the only person who is slightly disturbed that a bunch of guys at SEN are better at being a girl with swag than a guy with swag?




Feb 15 2013, 4:49 pm Fire_Kame Post #176

wth is starcraft

You flirt loudly and vulgarly with E-ffect, but he mostly ignores you and Quinn, enthralled with his cell phone.
SWAG SCORE: 11




Feb 15 2013, 5:04 pm OlimarandLouie Post #177



Take his cell phone and put it down your shirt into your Holding Compartment, then continue to flirt as if nothing happened.

(Me too, Moose)

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 15 2013, 8:26 pm by OlimarandLouie.



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Feb 15 2013, 7:08 pm Lanthanide Post #178



Accuse E-ffect of being a fag and loudly declare that it's alright and you'll be his fag hag.



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Feb 15 2013, 8:07 pm O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #179

👻 👾 👽 💪

Quote from Mini Moose 2707
Am I the only person who is slightly disturbed that a bunch of guys at SEN are better at being a girl with swag than a guy with swag?
Because "be as loud and obnoxious as possible" is easy mode. :P



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Feb 15 2013, 8:31 pm Azrael Post #180



Quote from Mini Moose 2707
Am I the only person who is slightly disturbed that a bunch of guys at SEN are better at being a girl with swag than a guy with swag?

It could be because girls with swag are more interesting (to us, at least).




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