Purchase it with your credit card. It's daddy's problem now.
You successfully purchase your new clothes with one of your credit cards! You and Quinn have now left the store and are strutting your stuff, looking for E-ffect. You probably should've set a place to meet...
SWAG SCORE: 10
Call up E-ffect and set up a place to meet.
Tell E-ffect to meet up with you outside the suchi bar. In the mean time, go with Quinn to the suchi bar and buy the least-authentic and most westernised option on the menu, like teriyaki chicken or something.
None.
You call E-ffect from the order line at Tokyo Joe's but he doesn't answer. You try calling several times, waving at the cashier to wait while you finish your conversation before you order, holding up the line behind you. E-ffect will meet you at Tokyo Joe's in about half an hour. You order chicken teriyaki and you and Quinn go to sit down and wait.
SWAG SCORE: 10
Flash your boobs at the next single guy (your age) that walks near you.
None.
You flash your boobs at a stranger as he walks by your table. It has the added effect of flashing everyone else in the restaurant. Still no sign of E-ffect.
SWAG SCORE: 10
Incite a rebellion against your fascist overlords. Also, call E-ffect and tell him to get the fuck over there. Sexually tease him so he arrives faster.
Ask Quinn what she thinks of E-ffect.
None.
You call E-ffect up again, asking him with a sexual sort of purr to your voice, asking him to hurry up. Your whispy voice noticeably makes him more interested in showing up. He promises to be there in ten minutes. You set down your phone and ask Quinn for her opinion of E-ffect. She immediately assumes and accuses you of having a crush on him.
SWAG SCORE: 11
Giggle loudly enough such that everyone in the restaurant hears you and say that you TOTES DO NOT have a crush on E-ffect.
You giggle incredibly loudly, drawing looks from lame adults who feel superior towards you. You call Quinn a bitch (followed by "l-o-l love you girl") and continue to laugh. E-ffect has arrived inside the restaurant, and your immediate action is to pretend to duck behind Quinn. It doesn't work well, as she's yelling at him to join you.
SWAG SCORE: 11
Very loudly. You need to be as clear as possible because the world needs to know about what you are doing! Oh, and don't forget twitter and Instagram.
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Am I the only person who is slightly disturbed that a bunch of guys at SEN are better at being a girl with swag than a guy with swag?
You flirt loudly and vulgarly with E-ffect, but he mostly ignores you and Quinn, enthralled with his cell phone.
SWAG SCORE: 11
Take his cell phone and put it down your shirt into your Holding Compartment, then continue to flirt as if nothing happened.
(Me too, Moose)
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None.
Accuse E-ffect of being a fag and loudly declare that it's alright and you'll be his fag hag.
None.
Am I the only person who is slightly disturbed that a bunch of guys at SEN are better at being a girl with swag than a guy with swag?
Because "be as loud and obnoxious as possible" is easy mode.
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Am I the only person who is slightly disturbed that a bunch of guys at SEN are better at being a girl with swag than a guy with swag?
It could be because girls with swag are more interesting (to us, at least).