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Game of SWAG
Jan 4 2013, 2:21 am
By: Fire_Kame
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Feb 6 2013, 6:13 am Fire_Kame Post #121

wth is starcraft

You wiggle around trying to free yourself from the oppressive police officers. Getting nowhere you know the only way out is for you to kill yourself. You bite your tongue and choke on your own blood.

SWAG SCORE: DEAD





Respawn in 5....4....3....2....1....




You are Stacii, a third year student at Appalachian University. You are a psych major but spend most of your time at parties drinking and hooking up with frat boys. It is Saturday morning and you are hungover. It appears you managed to make it back to your dorm last night, but your roommates are nowhere to be seen. You don't have class until Tuesday at 1:00 PM.

SWAG SCORE: 5




Feb 6 2013, 6:18 am Sacrieur Post #122

Still Napping

Open that book and study. Only smart chicks get swag.



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Feb 6 2013, 6:20 am Fire_Kame Post #123

wth is starcraft

You open up a psych test book and begin going over the answers from the quiz you took on Thursday. Wow, studying is hard.

Luckily your BFF Quinn calls you and asks if you want to go to the mall.

SWAG SCORE: 5




Feb 6 2013, 6:23 am Daddywhoo Post #124



Yes, but before you leave you need to make sure you're the baddest bitch in town.
Practice your twerking and put on Uggs, jean shorts, a bright pink lacy bra and a black crop top.

EDIT: No panties of course, gotta get that easy access going



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Feb 6 2013, 2:30 pm TiKels Post #125



Quote
jean shorts
Yoga shorts.



"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."

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Feb 6 2013, 3:33 pm lil-Inferno Post #126

Just here for the pie

Search for Robert Doe's corpse.




Feb 6 2013, 4:11 pm Fire_Kame Post #127

wth is starcraft

You outfit yourself for proper wear to the mall - yoga pants, heals and a shurg-like tshirt that you can see your bra through - and wait for Quinn to show up. Meanwhile you bing Robert Doe on your iPad. You see some pilot guy who's been dead for a while, but no one else.

SWAG SCORE: 5




Feb 6 2013, 4:19 pm lil-Inferno Post #128

Just here for the pie

> Check stats
> Check inventory




Feb 6 2013, 4:23 pm Fire_Kame Post #129

wth is starcraft

Stats: SWAG score = 5
Inventory: iPad, Wallet Containing: $200 cash, almost maxed out credit card, smartphone, dorm keys.

SWAG SCORE: 5




Feb 6 2013, 4:25 pm lil-Inferno Post #130

Just here for the pie

Check phone contacts.




Feb 6 2013, 4:28 pm Fire_Kame Post #131

wth is starcraft

Admin. Office
B-Dubs
Bursar Office
Dad
Dale
E-ffect
Freddie
Grandparents
John
Junior
Lindsay
Michael B
Michael M
Mike
Mistii
Mom
Quinn
Tommy
Will

SWAG SCORE: 5




Feb 6 2013, 4:30 pm TiKels Post #132



Lmao so many mikes, what is this, SEN?



"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."

-NudeRaider

Feb 6 2013, 4:33 pm Fire_Kame Post #133

wth is starcraft

Quote from TiKels
Lmao so many mikes, what is this, SEN?





Feb 6 2013, 5:29 pm lil-Inferno Post #134

Just here for the pie

Call up E-ffect. He (she?) sounds cool.




Feb 6 2013, 8:10 pm Lanthanide Post #135



When you get to the mall, go to the bank and pay your $200 cash onto your credit card.



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Feb 6 2013, 11:12 pm The Starport Post #136



If you don't call B-Dubs on a date I'll be disappoint.



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Feb 7 2013, 5:57 am O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #137

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Quote from Lanthanide
When you get to the mall, go to the bank and pay your $200 cash onto your credit card.
Don't waste it like that! You clearly have way more credit card debt than that.

Also your contacts are severely lacking. You need to find more.



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Feb 7 2013, 5:29 pm Fire_Kame Post #138

wth is starcraft

You call up E-ffect and tell him to meet you at the mall by saying "heeeeey bitch love you...come meet us at the mall." You giggle and hang up before he has a chance to refuse.

Quinn has shown up and the two of you set out. You turn heads on campus.
SWAG SCORE: 6




Feb 7 2013, 8:35 pm OlimarandLouie Post #139



Acquire rap music and set out for the mall.



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Feb 7 2013, 10:25 pm rayNimagi Post #140



Deposit $180 so that you only have 20 dollars in your pocket. Proceed to the nearest thrift shop and purchase used clothing, removing the tags as you walk out of the store.



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