HELL YEAH POSTED BY CORBO, MOTHER FUCKING ID 10. EAT THAT, BITCHES.

Anyway, the reason I am posting this is to, yes, apologise for all the trolling and everything I did in here. I did it for fun, yes, some people enjoyed it, yes, but for others it might not have been as fun and enjoyable.

Either way I'm really pissed off right now at everything , which is something that motivates me to suck up my corban pride and apologise to you guys.


I'd like to announce too that I will be quitting gaming altogether, I'll occasionally play games to have a little fun, sure, but not put my life to waste by being an active poster or any site or being a moderator with no job (community dead, etc etc etc, insert drama here).


I have made real good friends here to whom I occasionally talk about my problems and for that I will forever be thankful, SEN. I will also be thankful because you have shaped me, it's either good or bad, but my attitude towards people is different than others. I have that SEN elitism built in my very own personality which has allowed me good things in real life, some others not so good. I've put myself to be the very best (pokemon reference) at everything I do but I have also forgot a lot of other things like feeling. Even when I haven't really been a member here I can be more open in here that I can be on mapster.

Thing is up to a few weeks ago I didn't even know I could actually feel so right now I am so pissed off at many things and I can only recall all of my mistakes which doesn't really help so yeah. I am thankful for all the people I've met in here, things I have done and how it has shaped me. One thing that has been really great is that all of the fucking grammar nazis in here (which are probably on to me right now) made me be really good at english, so thanks guys.

For good old times, here's a polar bear:



The following posts are going to be stories and replies to questions you people ask me for as long as moose lets me be unbanned. You won't need to ban me anyway as I will not be returning this time. Not even for trolling as much as I'd like to. I'll just disappear on monday.

EDIT: it has come to my attention that you people don't believe I am really apologising. I'm dead serious: http://www.sc2mapster.com/forums/general/general-chat/44090-about-everything/#p1

Good bye SEN

Hi new member! Welcome to SEN. I think you'll find that we're a very nice and cool community. If you ever need help with your maps, we have forums for that.

Would you like a kiwi? lol XD so random (:

How did you set SEN up to die? I heard there was a story. Looking for the related shout atm.
edit : from shoutboks

yeah that.

You live in South America? You're really cute. You have really nice eyes, too. hehe:) XDD

Here have some cookies(:

Hello there kids, tonight I am going to tell you the story of how I killed SEN by reviving it.

So welcome to something that has never been done before and let's talk about some...

SEN CONSPIRACY THEORIES

It all started a rainy night, right after a few three or maybe five months after I was banned (the first time). I was talking to mike (I'm going to take a shot here, after all, all of SEN's admins have been named michael), whom you may know as isolated_purity or the guy that handed over SEN to Devlin after he have had SEN handed to him by yoshi (also mike) because he was just fed up with the community. The events of maplantis (which he made aftwer handing over SEN were one of the most epic moments on SC1 and we'll leave that for another night).

Talking to him (IP) I mentioned how SEN needed more promotion, more publicity and OVEREXAGGERATE all of its crappy content, like Nazis. Hey, Nazis did it, their propaganda took them only so far. Either way I also completely redesigned in..., sadly, MS Paint, the DLDB to further give him ideas how things should actually be. (I was still banned at this point). Later on I had just SO MANY IDEAS that he said something like "yeah, I get it but who would do that". Obviously I didn't offer myself for the job.

Nah, just kidding. I did it. And that's all it took. A few seconds later I was not only compltely unbanned. I had FULL ADMINISTRATION POWERS. I was a fucking admin. From being in the void to being an administrator. BEAT THAT, BITCHES. Either way I did have a plan. My position was "PR Administrator", I mean, what kind of bullshit is that, really? Why does a site really needs a public relations administrator, specially when it was such an inactive community, maybe it was going to help? Maybe? Just maybe?

But I had a plan, of course I had a plan, I *am* Corbo after all, plan was basically revive SEN with nazi-style eye-candy propaganda, make everything we did look so awesome to attract newcomers and new users, I made a completely new "news post" style which required me to do several images and post them (you could probably find a few posts like that if you scroll waaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the news forum). I implemented my redesign of the DLDB, which surprisingly sucked less than your current design.
I soon realised that things needed to CHANGE MORE. Because why not?

I completely redesigned the site. Thus, turtle was born. Single handedly forced devourer to implement it as fast, however, his lack of experience on coding (back then) made the execution of the skin so poorly. It sucks even more now with a lot of changes that have been made. I did the complete "forum board" and the DLDB (posting and news and other pages are still under progress, sorry guys) and all it took to make such a crappy skin was 33 minutes. I counted them. (I gotta admit it was already crap to begin with, but it was THAT BAD and it didn't suck THIS MUCH).

So with this changes done the entire SEN being redesigned, the forum system completely changed, the forums split into two parts, SC1 and SC2 we were "ready to take on SC2 when it was due to be released".

But I had a plan. I had ANOTHER plan.


My goal was never to help SEN, my goal was to, for some reason, destroy it even more. Why? Because why the fuck not!
How? I knew that SC2 was coming, that SC1 was doomed, that the b.net was going to become obsolete, people would just ditch SC1 for SC2 and I knew for sure that people on SEN would never switch their beloved SC1, because why not!

So I not only split the community in half. One that was destinated to die and one part that was never going to grow. So with me knowing that SEN couldn't even handle ONE community, how could it handle two? I then made, that the half that wasn't even supposed to born (grow), to be set as default for the site. Leaving that community you should have always kept focused in to forever die.

Starcraft 2 was now the default board, Starcraft 1 was forgotten or EXTREMELY HARD TO FIND. Seriosuly. It's two TINY buttons on the left (worst spot to be seen on screen) that look more like a decorative thing than actual real buttons to switch games.

When new people started to show up asking for SC1 content, there was nothing to be seen, some left, some asked where were all tutorials then SEN did its part. Called them retards, stupids, whatnot, because they couldn't see a tiny button that was purposedly there to NOT be seen. So with such an hostile attitude people just left.


When I retired and came back to check on SEN and saw so many "WHERE IS SC1 STUFF?!?!?!one" topics I just knew I had succesfully killed SEN by reviving it.

IS THIS TRUE? IS THIS FALSE? COULD I HAVE REALLY PLANNED ALL THAT?
You will never know! It certainly is, though a...

SEN CONSPIRACY THEORY

Central America.

Wait what? You started sounding like a spambot afterwards. Next time you'll just start saying HEY SEXY WANNA MEET UP IM NEAR SANTA TECLA. IM HORNY.



Sure reported as spambot, though.

Do you know how to dance the tango?

Can dance salsa and merengue. is that enough?

They are fun.

I started ballroom dance a few years ago so whenever anyone remotely close to argentina (central america is close enough) comes by I have to ask about tango. They would probably hate me since I like the european/standard international tango the best, which many of them seem to consider a perversion of their dear argentine tango. I need to broaden my horizons when it comes to salsa and merengue (and borchatta and whatever else) though, I know like two steps in each dance and make the rest of the shit up (typically when i'm pretty drunk and don't care how bad i'm failing )

Hey Corbo. I never really knew you, and the most I saw of you has been these past few years when you'd show up to troll the forums. I don't really have much to say; I just wish things would have turned out differently.

Also, you can just link this to the language pedants.

Hi Corbo! I'm sad that you're done with gaming and whatnot. I liked your story.

Quit frontin'

Seriously though, welcome back Corbo.

dearest Corbo.

....a leaving thread from a banned member?

Why not? I'd say it's not as bad as a leaving thread from an unknown member.

Corbo, you tell the best stories. Like the grandpa of SEN.

Remember the time you gave me severity for posting in your last goodbye thread?

Also: 'n . Good times.


Quite funny, I recall Devour being a candidate for Admin, but he turned it down. Then JaFF had the offer the following week, and then, out of nowhere for us regulars, you appeared as a PR Admin.
These were concerning times for us SENers. By that time IP had been gone for over a year, and Moose was trying to escape.

or : : it's up to you.

I would have a question for you, if you don't mind: what pisses you off so much?
Also: what are your plans for the future?

P.S.
Will be submitted for 2012 SEN's Most Hilarious Quote.

Such a drama queen

QFT.

@SEN conspiracy theory: Well it was blatantly obvious that hiding sc1 content by default is a stupid move and I tried to sway Devourer in that regard but I got ignored. So what exactly did you do to him that he ignored all reasoning in that regard?