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My balls!
Aug 23 2012, 7:39 pm
By: poison_us  

Aug 23 2012, 7:39 pm poison_us Post #1

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Today I finally got my Uranium glass in the mail. 6 9/16" spheres of glass that have been doped with U-238 and luminesce when irradiated with UV light.

Or, pix:


Now, what to do with them...any ideas, SEN? I've thought about making one into a necklace and basically never taking it off, but it does have some radioactivity...





Aug 23 2012, 7:41 pm Sacrieur Post #2

Still Napping

Make a nuclear bomb!



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Aug 23 2012, 7:48 pm Fire_Kame Post #3

wth is starcraft

Quote from Sacrieur
Make a nuclear bomb!
Suddenly the bot rate doubles... :ermm:




Aug 23 2012, 8:00 pm Riney Post #4

Thigh high affectionado

Poison why do you have U-238 and why havent you made me some ammunition for my Gauss Rifle yet?



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Aug 23 2012, 8:05 pm Sacrieur Post #5

Still Napping

Quote from Riney
Poison why do you have U-238 and why havent you made me some ammunition for my Gauss Rifle yet?

That's U-235 you're thinking of.



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Aug 23 2012, 8:21 pm FatalException Post #6



Quote from Sacrieur
Quote from Riney
Poison why do you have U-238 and why havent you made me some ammunition for my Gauss Rifle yet?

That's U-235 you're thinking of.
Nope.



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Aug 23 2012, 8:40 pm lil-Inferno Post #7

Just here for the pie

Quote from FatalException
Quote from Sacrieur
Quote from Riney
Poison why do you have U-238 and why havent you made me some ammunition for my Gauss Rifle yet?

That's U-235 you're thinking of.
Nope.
Mind blown. I always read it as U-238 and not as Uranium-238.




Aug 23 2012, 8:44 pm Fire_Kame Post #8

wth is starcraft

I can't believe poison's balls is a more compelling topic than classes.




Aug 23 2012, 8:47 pm Sacrieur Post #9

Still Napping

My mistake.



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Aug 23 2012, 9:10 pm poison_us Post #10

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Quote from Sacrieur
Make a nuclear bomb!
You're thinking of U-235.

Quote from Riney
Poison why do you have U-238 and why havent you made me some ammunition for my Gauss Rifle yet?
Light a fire under that SCV's ass, I don't have any academies!

Quote from Fire_Kame
I can't believe poison's balls is a more compelling topic than classes.
Legitimately lol'd.





Aug 23 2012, 9:17 pm RIVE Post #11

Just Here For The Pie

SWALLOW IT !

Actually, a necklace would be pretty sweet if it was always glowing. You should attend raves with it.



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Aug 23 2012, 9:19 pm Oh_Man Post #12

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It's a uranium suppository!

...You know what to do.




Aug 23 2012, 9:29 pm poison_us Post #13

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Quote from RIVE
SWALLOW IT !

Actually, a necklace would be pretty sweet if it was always glowing. You should attend raves with it.
Since the uranium in the glass is going to easily outlive me, it will always fluoresce as long as there's UV light shining on it.





Aug 24 2012, 12:41 am Lanthanide Post #14



I'm not entirely sure what the point of these are, since you'll only see them under UV lights and they aren't exactly common.



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Aug 24 2012, 2:14 am Oh_Man Post #15

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Use it to defeat Superman once and for all!




Aug 24 2012, 2:41 am Bar Refaeli Post #16



At first I thought it was your mouse for your laptop. You know those little tiny dot mouses in the middle of the keyboard, but in this case pretty big and shiny.



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Aug 24 2012, 3:14 am staxx Post #17



Order another ball as well as a rod, fuse them together somehow and sell it on ebay as the alien cock & balls



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Aug 24 2012, 4:14 am UnholyUrine Post #18



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I can't believe poison's balls is a more compelling topic than classes.

Most ironic Quote of the year.



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Aug 24 2012, 3:28 pm Fire_Kame Post #19

wth is starcraft

Did I use the wrong then?




Aug 24 2012, 3:42 pm poison_us Post #20

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No, you were grammatically correct. I guess in his mind balls are a more interesting subject matter than classes.

Joke aside, it's ironic that you, the usual SEN troll, actually made a valid topic and you're complaining that a topic that is valid but has a troll name is more "compelling".

Though I personally find it funny that a member with UU's name is quoting someone else talking about balls, but that's my sick sense of humor.

EDIT:


That moment when I realized my purple laser was close enough to UV wavelengths to make my balls fluoresce.


Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Aug 24 2012, 3:58 pm by poison_us.




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