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Nov 10 2011, 5:37 am O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #41

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Quote from Oh_Man
Yet people often say "I'm going to the toilet", etc.; yet people rarely ever say "I'm off to masturbate".
But do they say "I'm going to go defecate"? And unless you are some sort of porn or sex addict, usually that sort of thing can wait until a proper time.. Not going to the toilet becomes unpleasant kind of a lot if you ignore it. :P
... Also thinking about your example more just made me think of a scenario of two people sitting on a couch playing video games or something, and then one just pauses and is like "brb guy, gotta take a shit." Nothing wrong with that. Now the same scenario, but instead he says "brb guy, gotta fap."

Also sometimes when I'm with friends they'll look at porn on their laptops.. And, unless it is specifically for something hilarious, my best guess is that they are just saving it for later.

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Nov 10 2011, 7:26 am Sacrieur Post #42

Still Napping

Watching porn isn't only a social activity: I believe it should also be a full contact sport.



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Nov 10 2011, 7:41 am Lanthanide Post #43



Quote from Oh_Man
Probably a bit off topic but I figured it was an interesting tidbit to add to the discussion. I just find it interesting that doctors the government don't just use the 'honour system' and ask the patients not to have sex, they actually demand you go on the pill.
Purely for legal liability purposes.



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Nov 10 2011, 9:23 am Oh_Man Post #44

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Quote from Lanthanide
Quote from Oh_Man
Probably a bit off topic but I figured it was an interesting tidbit to add to the discussion. I just find it interesting that doctors the government don't just use the 'honour system' and ask the patients not to have sex, they actually demand you go on the pill.
Purely for legal liability purposes.
I think its just a rare case of the government thinking ahead. :O They don't want to have to deal with a shitload of malformed babies.


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But do they say "I'm going to go defecate"?
... Also thinking about your example more just made me think of a scenario of two people sitting on a couch playing video games or something, and then one just pauses and is like "brb guy, gotta take a shit." Nothing wrong with that. Now the same scenario, but instead he says "brb guy, gotta fap."
Yeah well no one says it in such precise terms, everyone uses colloquialisms to 'soften' it I guess. "I'm going to the ladies room" "I'm going to tinkle" "I'm going to drain the cane", etc. Yet for masturbation there is not even this.

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And unless you are some sort of porn or sex addict, usually that sort of thing can wait until a proper time.. Not going to the toilet becomes unpleasant kind of a lot if you ignore it.
I find I get aroused a lot easier if I haven't masturbated for a significant period of time. It is actually quite annoying.

Not sure if this is a myth or not but I have heard that it is physically impossible to postpone ejaculation forever, because it keeps building up. If you don't masturbate or have sex, then you just start having heaps of wet dreams. However, I do not have the discipline nor the desire to confirm this hypothesis myself. :bleh:

Quote from Sacrieur
Watching porn isn't only a social activity: I believe it should also be a full contact sport.
Then it ceases to be porn. :lol:

Post has been edited 4 time(s), last time on Nov 10 2011, 9:30 am by Oh_Man.




Nov 10 2011, 9:51 am Vrael Post #45



Quote from Oh_Man
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But do they say "I'm going to go defecate"?
... Also thinking about your example more just made me think of a scenario of two people sitting on a couch playing video games or something, and then one just pauses and is like "brb guy, gotta take a shit." Nothing wrong with that. Now the same scenario, but instead he says "brb guy, gotta fap."
Yeah well no one says it in such precise terms, everyone uses colloquialisms to 'soften' it I guess. "I'm going to the ladies room" "I'm going to tinkle" "I'm going to drain the cane", etc. Yet for masturbation there is not even this.
Gotta go beat my meat.
I was busy jerkin the gurkin.
Took a few minutes to calm my one eyed trouser snake.
My general-two-colonels had to let off some steam.
I JIZZED. IN. MY. PANTS.
Skeet skeet skeet skeet
Took a little trip to palmdale.
Gave myself a low-five.
You. Love thyself.
(For african americans) Had to go visit downtown lester brown.
I gave my man a hand.



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Nov 10 2011, 11:35 am MetalGear Post #46



Quote from Oh_Man
Not sure if this is a myth or not but I have heard that it is physically impossible to postpone ejaculation forever, because it keeps building up. If you don't masturbate or have sex, then you just start having heaps of wet dreams. However, I do not have the discipline nor the desire to confirm this hypothesis myself
It's true, I found out the hard way. Don't ask lol.



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Nov 10 2011, 11:44 am Oh_Man Post #47

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Quote from Vrael
Quote from Oh_Man
Quote
But do they say "I'm going to go defecate"?
... Also thinking about your example more just made me think of a scenario of two people sitting on a couch playing video games or something, and then one just pauses and is like "brb guy, gotta take a shit." Nothing wrong with that. Now the same scenario, but instead he says "brb guy, gotta fap."
Yeah well no one says it in such precise terms, everyone uses colloquialisms to 'soften' it I guess. "I'm going to the ladies room" "I'm going to tinkle" "I'm going to drain the cane", etc. Yet for masturbation there is not even this.
Gotta go beat my meat.
I was busy jerkin the gurkin.
Took a few minutes to calm my one eyed trouser snake.
My general-two-colonels had to let off some steam.
I JIZZED. IN. MY. PANTS.
Skeet skeet skeet skeet
Took a little trip to palmdale.
Gave myself a low-five.
You. Love thyself.
(For african americans) Had to go visit downtown lester brown.
I gave my man a hand.
Lol yeah but I mean... come on... no one actually says that for real.




Nov 10 2011, 12:21 pm MetalGear Post #48



Say the word "wank" in public and watch people's heads turn :lol:



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Nov 10 2011, 10:15 pm TiKels Post #49



I think the most common one I hear is jacking off.

People really say (well not all of em) those.

Also I think people failed to sorta distinguish between watching porn and masturbating. You can do one without the other. Personally I don't actually watch porn all that much at all.



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Nov 10 2011, 10:34 pm matefkr Post #50



i think that, porn is good, and it should be displayed on big projectors in communal places. People should get free condom there or, disease tests. It should be part of the education program, and it could be even played as some other kind of acting is done nowadays in schools.



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Nov 12 2011, 6:17 am EzTerix Post #51



Let's think about Japan for a second...

tentacle, those anime chicks that look like their 8 porn, suicide rape metak spike SHIT SHIT SHIT

When is the line drawn?



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Nov 12 2011, 7:42 am Sacrieur Post #52

Still Napping

Quote from EzTerix
Let's think about Japan for a second...

tentacle, those anime chicks that look like their 8 porn, suicide rape metak spike SHIT SHIT SHIT

When is the line drawn?

NEVER!

Tentacle horse on man on man on girl on sheep on hat all the way :awesome:



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Nov 13 2011, 2:49 pm Oh_Man Post #53

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Quote from Sacrieur
Quote from EzTerix
Let's think about Japan for a second...

tentacle, those anime chicks that look like their 8 porn, suicide rape metak spike SHIT SHIT SHIT

When is the line drawn?

NEVER!

Tentacle horse on man on man on girl on sheep on hat all the way :awesome:
Pornception!




Nov 15 2011, 9:33 pm Sand Wraith Post #54

she/her

After a long contemplation, I have decided hentai is superior to porn. I propose we change the topic to hentai.




Nov 16 2011, 2:05 am TomWaits Post #55



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After a long contemplation, I have decided hentai is superior to porn. I propose we change the topic to hentai.
I'm sorry - I just can't wrap my head around how you could possibly feel that way. The thought of me enjoying hentai might just erase any sort of self-esteem I ever had.

I'm not trying to insult you in any way, I'm just curious. Why do you feel that way?



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Apr 9 2012, 12:27 pm MetalGear Post #56



It's strange how no one has really talked about the potential downfalls of pornography. Has anyone stopped to think why we are so pro-porn apart from our innate physical and emotional activation towards it?



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Apr 9 2012, 3:56 pm lil-Inferno Post #57

Just here for the pie

Quote from matefkr
i think that, porn is good, and it should be displayed on big projectors in communal places. People should get free condom there or, disease tests. It should be part of the education program, and it could be even played as some other kind of acting is done nowadays in schools.
I wouldn't want my kids to see giant throbbing cocks in public, or private for that matter.




Apr 14 2012, 8:37 am matefkr Post #58



then u should avoid your kids getting to public toilets, or have them go to the womans section (though after some time it would lead to forming of customs were male would go more often to womans toilet).



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Apr 14 2012, 9:15 am Sand Wraith Post #59

she/her

Quote from TomWaits
Quote from Sand Wraith
After a long contemplation, I have decided hentai is superior to porn. I propose we change the topic to hentai.
I'm sorry - I just can't wrap my head around how you could possibly feel that way. The thought of me enjoying hentai might just erase any sort of self-esteem I ever had.

I'm not trying to insult you in any way, I'm just curious. Why do you feel that way?


Real porn runs the risk of spreading STIs. That's my main gripe.

Actors must be physically capable and not butt-ugly, must have a reasonably pleasing voice; all rolled into single persons. Versus hentai, which may possess entire production teams, incorporating the talents of different people in different roles, spreading out the onus of perfection.

Someone brought it up elsewhere, (prob Ballsacrieur), but hentai is a designed, human construct. Versus a complex chemical machine that is the product of numerous random shit happening to it. You basically have to be lcky to be a sexy actor, and not everyone has the same criteria for a "sexy" actor.

Whereas with hentai, the product inherets a sort of idealistic perfection. Or some shit. Point being that it's significantly more flexible and easier to produce.

I mean, I dunno, why would porn be better? I guess it's more realistic, but reality kind of fucking sucks, so I guess you'd have to be some sort of masochist to enjoy it?...

@MetalGear:

uhm. LOL?

What do you think Western culture has been doing for the last >600 years? There has been /no shortage/ of people arguing against pornography and cockblocking themselves from even thinking about sex besides to procreate, thanks to religion, spirituality, and general bigotry.

It feels as though only recently has the field of sexuality been opened up for debate, discourse, conversation, study, and so on. And as it turns out, sexual activity, material, etc. is quite healthy, in moderation, as are all things.

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Apr 14 2012, 9:27 am lil-Inferno Post #60

Just here for the pie

Quote from matefkr
then u should avoid your kids getting to public toilets, or have them go to the womans section (though after some time it would lead to forming of customs were male would go more often to womans toilet).
I also don't want to pee in a place where some guy just cummed all over the seat because that kind of behavior would be encouraged.




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