Harry Potter counterspells dem death curses. Eat victory cookie.

Magickarp,

USE SPLASH ATTACK - Create infinite loop


I got nothing...

YOU SKIPPED FARTYS SUBMISSION

I CALL HOST SHENANIGANS

Just set me to permanently "Dodge all the things."

No I didn't. His action was longer than 140 characters.

That's blatantly false.

Hmm.

Alright whatever, try again this turn and I'll give it a free pass.

You must have added a space at the end or something.

Uhm that's because the cursor is where the 141th char would go. But it's indeed only 140 chars.

Noted.

Also, keep in mind I'm not playing by Scribblenaut rules, here.

Move so the robot is between harry and voldemort and throw more curses at everyone and prepare to respawn at the nearest horocrux

Jesus Chuck Norris Grike (an armored, resurrected human able to withstand bullets and being run over by the equivalent of an aircraft carrier on land. Armed with miniature swords on his fingers.)

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Run up behind Voldemort and cut his head off or slit his throat, whichever is easier at the time.

I'll just be an ordinary, every-day, standard citizen.

Command: Acquire weapon without dying.

I'll be an ice cube that does not melt and can direct temperature at will.
-Begin mixing cold and hot winds to incite a tornado.

No.

It seems in this you die if you don't state how you're gonna survive shit. MASSIMO

I'll be a man disguised as an ice cube that can direct temperature at will.
-Begin mixing cold and hot winds to incite a tornado.

Added a clarification rule to help reduce ambiguity.

Uhhh...

Command (new): Search around wildly for any weapon of the sorts while screaming madly at all the fucking crazy shit going on that is blowing my mind. Stay alive by being the protagonist.

** Results **

A bizarre... pixely... thing called Slick appears, scuttles up to the Buster Machine, and bounces harmlessly off her still-active shield. No one seems to know what its purpose could possibly have been.

Buster Machine No. 7, in renewed fury, begins an elaborate and dramatic monologue about something to do with justice and righteousness, with lots of body movements and dramatic gestures. No one is quite sure what to make of it just yet, but it probably isn't going to end up being anything healthy for them. Fortunately, her self-righteous rambling seems like it will draw on for at least a minute or so, giving them that much time to, uh, well...

...anyway, Sand Wraith uses its Mirage ability, then immediately manifests to a combatant only just further than 50 meters away; right next to the Buster Machine.

Cris is now nowhere to be seen.

Harry Potter, in anticipation of a retaliation from Voldemort, engages in a wand duel with his adversary. A stream of colored lightning and sparks emit from their wands, which collide into a brilliant flash. The opponents remain in this state, struggling to repel each others wand stream. They seem to be evenly matched for the time being.

A small, retarded looking red fish appears out of nowhere, and flops around uselessly. It is ignored by all.

A large, disfigured humanoid figure suddenly appears from behind the distracted Voldemort, slicing his neck mid-duel. The creature appears to be one Grike; a heavily armored, cybernetic being with bladed hands. Harry eats a cookie in stunned silence.

A man disguised as an ice cube appears somewhere. Apparently it can incite cold and hot air into tornadoes. It tries to do so, but kills itself from the resulting vortex, which drifts away harmlessly.

A random citizen appears, and seizes Voldemort's dropped wand. Obviously, being a muggle, this weapon turns out to be completely useless, and he runs off to join the cowering crowds.

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Jan 25 2012, 2:33 am by Tuxedo-Templar.

Blast over to Magickarp (with a Nyancat rainbow stream) and use Stomp on it while sprinting to outside of the Buster Machine's radius.