Basically i want you to recant the story of you weird dream...

My weird dream... I remember i was in a elevator that suddenly stopped then swords from the walls around me came. I dodge some of them and when it one of them hit me the room started to shrink then i went super Saiyan then broke out and then i had to fight a wall boss that was coming in one me... when i was about to defeat it i awoke.

I was boning a chick, but midway through I realized she wasn't breathing.

But I kept going anyway.

O_o

Normal.
Normal still.
Hmmmm... I'd do the same thing.



Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jan 6 2012, 1:49 am by TiKels.

Why are guys making me necrophiliac 0_o

I once had a dream about a game show where parents compete to see who can keep their child stuck in a refrigerator for longer.

I always have dreams, like discussing league of legends in jail, or excessive natural disasters.

My weird dreams usually suck.

I had a dream where my younger sister pushed my dog down the stairs (she's old so she can't get up the stairs without difficulty anymore) and then my parents didn't care. I have a lot of dreams where I'm yelling at my parents to listen to me and they're waving me off.

Most epic dream was a boss battle against someone with a huge cannon for an arm. That was awesome. I won (obviously).

I had several types of weird dream. Sometimes it involved me exiting a mall then turning around to find myselfnin an alley, then the scene changes again every time I turn around. There was also that other short dream where buncha dudes in Indiana Jones outfits go into a Hatchery for w/e reason.

Those are the only dreams I can remember enuf to describe. And I think they are also the only ones woth backgrounds. In all other dreams I think the background is always blank whiteness.

My weirdest one is pretty recent, actually. I don't really remember everything that happened, but I'll do my best... It started off with the United Federation of Planets (from Star Trek ) issuing a draft. I did not want to be drafted because Kirk had gone to school with my father, so I worked out a plan to avoid it, that involved cosplaying as Kanaya (a female character from Homestuck) and stealing the magic school bus, which apparently was also the magic tree house. Unfortunately, they caught me when I stopped the bus to get food, and I was drafted and assigned to the Enterprise, which was infested with velociraptors. I fought them off with a chainsaw (or a flamethrower when the dream forgot that I didn't have one), but then I was expelled for crossdressing, because the Enterprise also happened to somehow be my old school.

Anyway, that's the story of how I almost ended up in an online relationship. I think.

My dreams aren't that weird. They're cool for the most part; chasing bad guys or agents across vast environments. In spaceships, flying suits or just using stealthy moves. Often you could make an impressive movie or game out of my dreams.

Okay here's another one... I was having sex with a bicycle than 2 guys on roller skates started to chase me then i realized i was dreaming so i took out my dick and said I HAVE THE POWER and shot them with my dick 0_o.

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Tempz, you weren't doing the penetrating, were you?

What about assassin and the locked door?

I've had a few good ones in the past.

The world was basically ending with fireballs and giant laser-like energy blasts from robots attacking everything. My godmother had secretly stashed away a bunch of interstellar rockets that we could make our getaway with. I couldn't find my family, and they were taking off, so I leaped in the nearest one right as the door closed. The blasters started, and I remember being able to look down upon the world below, seeing nuclear explosions going off. Then I turned around, and knew I was doomed to spend the rest of my life in a spaceship filled with dogs. I woke up.

I find it weird that the end was the thing that scared me awake.

I had a dream where I was running through a building either chasing someone or being chased. The building was made completely out of glass... and people were firing bullets at each other. So occasionally I would like fall through as the floor below me shattered and land on the floor below.

It... was... AWESOME. That should be in a movie... like the Inception sequel or something.

I had a dream I was boning a chick then she gave me a std and I had like herpies all over me and worms were crawling outta my sores...it was fucked up and I was all checking myself out the next day.

When I was I child I dreamt I fell down a hole into a laundry room with no way out. i hid I'm a washing machine as a werewolf came to get me.

I once dreamt that I was like electricity..moving through space and time almost like a circit board. I was flying on the paths like a electron all golden.

I once dreamed I bent over to break loose the lug nuts on my car and I hit my head on the fender. I twitced and work up. But I twitched so hard I fucked my back up for a week.

When I was crabbing, after being up for days and super tired the. Going to sleep I dreamt of crab free falling in the water for hours. Like when you drop them into the hold full of water and they spread out and float down slowly. Hours and hours of it...weird

Tempz realized he WAS dream.

that doesn't answer who was phone.


I had a dream last night where I was at my wedding...but for the life of me I couldn't tell who the groom was. I had a pretty dress on though.

I gotta admit I've dreamed about my wedding maybe twice in my life, so it was weird

I once had a dream where I walked through a partially enclosed marble walkway between two buildings, and on either side of the walkway was a graveyard that stretched off endlessly into the distance (a green fog restricted vision).

MOAR DREAMS

I had a dream last night where I was in high school again, and I was in the school musical. I was the first person to sing, and as the music started I was like 'wtf am I doing here?!' so I panicked and left. When I came back the next day it turned out only six or seven people actually put on the show. But what was really weird about it was that there was this subplot going on where everyone had to hide in underground bunker type things from some sort of natural catastrophe, like a typhoon or flood. And all I had was a basement, but I was safe. It's just that people kept coming by to say hi and I wanted them to leave.