While playing UWO and grinding maritime I finally got all of the taunts:
Akali: Quit gettin' fed fatty Alistar: Olay! Amumu: QQ Activia → Anivia: Imma microwave your drumsticks Annie: I'll show you crowd control Ashe: Dat Ashe Blitzcrank: Grab me, comon, grab me Brand: I'm gonna make Smores on yo face Caitlyn: You couldn't hit the broad side of my ass Casseopoea: Tasty tasty venom Cho'Gath: You sir are a ruffian and a scoundrel. Corki: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is coming out of yo face Dr. Mundo: Looks like Mundo goes where I please Evelyn: I've got 400 gold that says you're worthless Ezreal: Ain't you just precious? Fiddlesticks: If only you had a brain Fizz: Go back to your theme park Disney Goliath → Galio: Zanitoth's (sp?) called, he wants his bitch back Gangplank: I wouldn't let you captain a dinghy Garen: Oh look, a merry-go-round Gragas: I want a pony for Christmas Graves: Go break your back on a mountain Heimerdinger: Go build yourself a hugbox Irelia: What are you, 15? Janna: I'm gonna stick you in a window and cool my house Jarvan: Does princess Jarvan wanna play dress up? Jax: Real weapon wouldn't help Uh → Who → Oh yeah → Karma: Yeah...wait, who are you? Karthus: Sing me a lullaby Kassadin: Your void is showing Katarina: Was that your ult, or were you having a seizure? Kayle: Your sister's hotter Kennen: Wait, you're one of those pokemons aren't ya? Kog'Maw: I'll give you something to chew on LeBlanc: Hey, try that decoy thing again...maybe I'll fall for it this time (which is funny, earlier we played someone that...well, fell for it) Lee Sin: Heh, never saw it comin Leona: Guess who brought shades Lux: I'm gonna shoop da wup your ass Malphite: I can stop the rock Malzahar: Quit pukin on people Maokai: I hate hippies Yi: Get dumped. Get dumped. Get dumped. Miss Fortune: Skank Mordekaiser: BR/hue to infinity and beyond Morgana: Your sister's hotter Nasus: Awww who's a good puppy? Yes you are! Nidalee: cub lookin for cougar ;D Nocturne: Just call me Bill Murray Nunu: Hope you didn't plan on ulting...ever Olaf: Shouldn't you be yelling at dragons? Orianna: MUST...NOT...MAKE...PORTAL...JOKE... Pantheon: Your profession? Dead guy. Poppy → Poopy: Heh, Poopy. Rammus: Right. Yea. OK. times infinity. Renekton: You're gonna make a nice pair of shooooes Riven: You forgot your bunny suit Rumble: Don't make me climb up there to beat your ass Ryze: Spam harder. Maybe it'll hurt. Shaco: You're not Mark Hammel Shen: Ninjas don't kill people...I do. Shyvana: Shyvana: The half-assed title Singed: PLEASE fling me into your team (he's helping). Sion: Comere stinky Sivir: What do you do again? Skarner: Feel my apathy Sona: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES Soraka: Always I wanna be with you Swain: I'm gonna break that cane over your beak Talon: Original character. DO NOT STEAL. (whats this about, btw?) Taric: No comment Teemo: I hate you sooo much Tristana: Everyone does your job better..EVERYONE. Trundle: I'll show you trollin' Tryndamere: Heh, umad Twisted Fate: Duces Twitch: Here mousey mousey mousey Udyr: Imma teach you my asswoopin stance Urgot: I'm gonna roll you into a ditch Vayne: Twihard Veigar: Oh no, who will save us from the ebil? Volibear: Someone gave up trying to name you halfway through. Vladimir: That's not how you eat ice cream... Warwick: Sit. Stay. Good boy. Wukong: Monkey wanna banana? Xerath: Yeah, I love it when they sit still Xin Zhao: I bet you miss being good Yorick: What was your name again? Zilean: I'm gonna give you 1.21 ass beatings
Yeah, it was a surprise. Rammus made me lol. Taunt + spiky ball of pain = win. He would've gotten more kills if they hadn't had an Alistar to defend the squishies.