So it was foretold, and so it happened.

I, being perfect of course, have no problems in my life. But that doesn't stop me from wanting to hear yours! Let 'em rip!

I take showers first thing in the morning. As such, the water is frigid for the first 2 minutes as it takes some time for the cold water to be expelled and the hot water to warm the college's pipes.

I got BSOD'd today.

Since I came home and we're becoming like Mexicans and moving my stepmom's son into the house for a little bit, I have to sleep on the couch. I don't know how I'll be able to breathe with 7 other humans here, let alone get any decent sleep.

I'm having troubles running a W8 VM.

Tonight I may have to settle for chocolate ice cream instead of neapolitan.

My Sorbet melted during the hurricane, and now it's all nasty and extra-frozen.

I took an awesome poop but the toilet was automatic and flushed before I could take a picture.
I ordered a large soda and got a medium at a place with free refills.
I finished my popsicle and no witty joke was on the stick.
My neighbor's TV is a few inches bigger than mine.
My alarm clock is annoyingly loud when I wake up.
My air conditioning is too cold, and my heating is too hot.
The wireless Internet I'm stealing isn't as fast as I want it to be.
My spoons are all bending because I don't have a suitable ice cream scooper.
My mom folded our towels all nice and it made me not want to use them.

Now we need a third world problems thread, with stuff like:
"My water is 70% poop."
"My donkey isn't giving me enough milk."

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Sep 17 2011, 2:47 am by lil-Inferno.

Let's see how pathetic I can be about what happened today. (all of this is true btw)

-I have to do research for a paper, but my cousin is getting married tomorrow so I won't be able to work on it. Honestly I'd rather skip both and play video games.
-In procrastination of this task, I have literally justified wasting time doing anything and everything other than video games to waste my time. (that includes checking SEN way more than I should)
-I had to replace the steering wheel on my lawn mower today, and didn't have the right socket wrench for the job. Instead I used a monkey wrench, which is extremely difficult when the nut is only sticking out of the socket 1/4 of an inch.
-There isn't any food in the refrigerator because My mom cleaned it out, and hasn't gone grocery shopping yet.
-I missed the bus this morning because my alarm clock is broken. It didn't matter though because I'm the first one on the bus, and I can hitch a ride there with my mom when she goes to work, and get to school before my bus does.
-It was semi cold today, and I couldn't find a hoodie that fits me from last year, so I had to go to school in a t-shirt.
-I had to run outside in gym class today. The water in the water fountain tastes like crap, because it's too warm.
-I recieved yet another one of those annoying college brochures in the mail for some garbage that doesn't offer anything remotely close to my intended major.
-I was going to have hot chocolate earlier today, but there was no hot cocoa mix in the house, so I had a can of soup instead. It was clam chowder, and there was barely any clam pieces in it compared to the gigantic potato slices that filled the bowl. It tasted like poop.
-My mom forgot to get dog food at the store, and now she won't stop begging at the dinner table. I ended up having to share my pasta dinner with her.
-I had to eat a salad to make up for it. The lettuce tasted like crap.
-I reinstalled some software on my computer so that the built in fingerprint scanner would work right.
-The toilet flushing mechanism is screwed up; the little rubber stoppy thing leaks, so you have to reach into the toilet to push it down. Otherwise it just endlessly pours water down the drain. It makes a really annoying noise when it's leaking.
-I had to unload the dishwasher today, and some of the silverware had spots on it, so I had to put it back in.
-I have poison ivy on the inside of my right elbow. (so itchy)

I made a joke on the internet and no one got it!

Indie devs using .net 2.0 in present day make editor that doesn't support $450 piece of hardware I had to get to replace $500 piece of hardware, draining all of my money, fucking me out of a four-year project, and leaving me very angry.

I forgot to bring my phone with me to the bathroom, so I just had to sit there while I pooped

First World: I can't reach self-actualization on Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
Third World: I am stuck on the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs. ;(

I feel like this is a legitimate complaint. I spent like 3 grand on this room or something for the semester (because they make freshmen live on campus), and I have to put up with these big ass turbine things being put literally right outside my window. I dunno what the fuck they are, but they turn on around 5AM and haven't turned off since. And there's a bunch of construction workers just doing their thing out there, too. Regardless, definitely a first world problem

P.S. I hate dorm life, there's no fucking privacy to jack. Especially not with construction being done outside my window. I think I'm gonna just put a big ass blanket over my window.

That problem is actually worse in a certain second world country where officials stole so much funding for street maintenance that you pretty much see a construction site in the middle of the street every 4 turns. As nobody in that certain second world country gives a fuck any bigger than microscopic size about lanes, no one bothered to block lanes leading to the construction site so traffic is terrible in pretty much every big city.

I want to go home but I don't want to drive my car!

This topic is still unlocked.

Haaa but no really, I can't really think of anything to complain of, I like life the way it is.

I don't have the money to be a venti quad soy mocha, so I guess I'll just settle for a grande nonfat misto!

SEN said Raitaki was the last poster in this thread but it was actually Fire_Kame, making me think there were no new posts to read.
I only got two sauces with my order of 20 McNuggets.
I got a paper cut while counting my money.
I had to wake up early because my maid is cleaning my house.
My maid isn't Hispanic, but is American (and speaks English as a first language) and I don't want to talk to her.
I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, but when I returned to my bed I couldn't find the warm spot.
My friends were sharing stories and the topic changed before I could share mine.
I brought napkins with me to my computer because I have a cold, and now my mom thinks I'm masturbating.
All of the computers at my school have Internet Explorer only.
My bathroom floor had a small puddle that I didn't know about and I had socks on.
The commute to school is short enough that I can't finish listening to any songs.
I had too much food for breakfast and now I'm tired again.
My smartphone changes lol to LOL making me look more amused than I actually am.
I can't tell the difference between this thread and my Facebook newsfeed.
When I put a spoon in an empty pudding cup it falls over.
I was filling out a registration thing and "United States" wasn't the first country in a dropdown list, forcing me to scroll down.
I maxed out my $14.3 trillion credit card by bombing too many third world countries.
My smartphone changes "shit is legit" to "shit is legitimate", reducing my street cred.
My hand can't fit in Pringles tubes when it begins reaching the bottom.
It saddens me that I probably won't live long enough to ride a cloned dinosaur.
I have a guitar in my room but can't play it.
I was hungry yesterday but my parents had guests over, and I didn't want to go in the kitchen to introduce myself.

TiKels is bitching about a legitimate topic.

Oh god this!

And actually I was just making a silly remark, nothing more, I wasn't serious.