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What's the most Pathethic story you saw?

Aug 25 2011, 7:06 pm
By: x-EnAlex

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Aug 25 2011, 7:06 pm x-EnAlex Post #1

http://www.nomorefriends.net/
Enough said for me......

Except that time I had to revise a 5th grader's essay *Shutter*.
She has to write about her family.... but,
She talks about her family, then to her brother, then about a university, then about her school, about her goals, then about cars.
The only thing surprising, she's the only girl who had an interest of cars. (Not surprising though, her mother's an mechanic and her father is a shop owner)

Oh yeah, don't forget this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1 (Read at your own risk, it's so horrible it's funny.)

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Aug 25 2011, 7:35 pm

Sand Wraith Post #2

she/her

Quote from x-EnAlex

Except that time I had to revise a 5th grader's essay *Shutter*.

Shudder*

Aug 25 2011, 7:38 pm

Fire_Kame Post #3

wth is starcraft

The only pathetic thing about the story you posted is that you have to buy the last 86 pages. Wtf?

If you want a laugh go find My Immortal. Its a Harry Potter fanfic gone wrong. I guess you could say its "vulgar" but it is so ridiculous when it is it isn't really.

Aug 28 2011, 8:51 am

RIVE Post #4

Just Here For The Pie

I want to post a story about Pink something-n-something, but I do not want to upset anyone.

There is a lot of original fiction I use to write back when I was in Junior High that I revisited a few months back.
All I have to say is it is not my best work in the field.

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Aug 28 2011, 8:56 am

lil-Inferno Post #5

Just here for the pie

I wrote some hot, erotic admin fan-fiction portraying Moose and IsolatedPurity back in middle school.

Not my best work either, and I'm working on a version that includes DevliN.

Aug 28 2011, 1:20 pm

Lingie Post #6

Cupcakes made me tear up a bit.

Poor Dashie. Didn't like it very much.

Lingie#3148 on Discord. Lingie, the Fox-Tailed on Steam.

Aug 28 2011, 2:38 pm

poison_us Post #7

Back* from the grave

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RIVE

I want to post a story about Pink something-n-something, but I do not want to upset anyone.

Aug 28 2011, 8:53 pm HavoK Post #8

Quote from x-EnAlex

Oh yeah, don't forget this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1 (Read at your own risk, it's so horrible it's funny.)

I can't believe he got 61% for that essay...

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Aug 29 2011, 12:24 am

TiKels Post #9

Quote from HavoK

Quote from x-EnAlex

Oh yeah, don't forget this: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1 (Read at your own risk, it's so horrible it's funny.)

I can't believe he got 61% for that essay...

That's bullshit. Wtf.

Also, what's really bad is that the instructor made a grammatical error on page four "Page is to big"
TOO* goddamnit.

"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."

-NudeRaider

Aug 29 2011, 1:42 am

Kaias Post #10

Most pathetic stories I've ever seen

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Aug 29 2011, 2:03 am

Sand Wraith Post #11

she/her

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Kaias

Most pathetic stories I've ever seen

Saw this coming. :bloo:

EDIT: Fuck your cruelty. OTL

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SEN would be funnier if the HoN forum icons were imported.

Aug 29 2011, 4:34 am

RIVE Post #12

Just Here For The Pie

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poison_us

Quote from

RIVE

I want to post a story about Pink something-n-something, but I do not want to upset anyone.

Sorry, Something-n-Pink. I always say it backwards even though here I am only saying one word from it.

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Sep 3 2011, 6:06 am

Fire_Kame Post #13

wth is starcraft

Bf's history teacher once got this line in an essay, "nobody knows why the Greeks built the pyramids."

Sep 4 2011, 3:30 am

ClansAreForGays Post #14

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Fire_Kame

Bf's history teacher once got this line in an essay, "nobody knows why the Greeks built the pyramids."

lololol

http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/09/why-generation-y-yuppies-are-unhappy.html
"We're being taught to hate downwards"

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