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CORBO SUCKS

Nov 9 2010, 2:20 am
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Nov 9 2010, 2:20 am

Corbo Post #1

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

Just needed some controversy because today is PHOBOS' BIRTHDAY!
HE IS TURNING 14 SO LETS ALL USE +1 PARTY POTION AND +1 CONFETTI ELIXIR AND WEAR CATS

Quote

Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough

So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like walt disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake

HAPPY BDAY HOBO!

p.d. I meant hats.

fuck you all

Nov 9 2010, 2:21 am

Phobos Post #2

Are you sure about that?

Fuck yeah thanks.

this is signature

Nov 9 2010, 2:21 am

Symmetry Post #3

Dungeon Master

corbo does suck yeah

also hbd bro

Nov 9 2010, 2:31 am

MadZombie Post #4

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HE IS TURNING 14

Wait a minute...

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Nov 9 2010, 2:35 am

Aristocrat Post #5

Quote from

MadZombie

Quote

HE IS TURNING 14

Wait a minute...

O_o

None.

Nov 9 2010, 3:03 am

payne Post #6

:payne:

We want you.
We need you.

... we'll get you.

None.

Nov 9 2010, 3:32 am

Jack Post #7

>be faceless void >mfw I have no face

Quote from

payne

We want you.
We need you.

... we'll get you.

LIES AND BLASPHEMY

Happy bday phobos, hope you got some cool stuff for your 14th.

>.>
<.<

Red classic.

"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."

Nov 9 2010, 3:51 am

Riney Post #8

Thigh high affectionado

Nobody sings when its my fucking birthday...

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Nov 9 2010, 3:53 am

Jack Post #9

>be faceless void >mfw I have no face

Quote from

Riney

Nobody sings when its my fucking birthday...

Finish Zombies:The escape and I'll sing you a song. I'll even record it and play guitar to it and everything :wtfawesome:

Red classic.

"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."

Nov 9 2010, 4:13 am

payne Post #10

:payne:

Quote from

Jack

Quote from

Riney

Nobody sings when its my fucking birthday...

Finish Zombies:The escape and I'll sing you a song. I'll even record it and play guitar to it and everything :wtfawesome:

Would you authorize me to participate to this project if ever it takes place? I'd love to squeeze a classical-guitar solo in there. :3

None.

Nov 9 2010, 4:14 am

Jack Post #11

>be faceless void >mfw I have no face

Quote from

payne

Quote from

Jack

Quote from

Riney

Nobody sings when its my fucking birthday...

Finish Zombies:The escape and I'll sing you a song. I'll even record it and play guitar to it and everything :wtfawesome:

Would you authorize me to participate to this project if ever it takes place? I'd love to squeeze a classical-guitar solo in there. :3

Sure heh, if you give me 25 minerals

Red classic.

"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."

Nov 9 2010, 11:21 am

Sand Wraith Post #12

she/her

Aw damn I missed this. D:

Wait, 14, Phobos?

I'm coming over, you delicious shota-pre-teen-teen thingy <3

Nov 10 2010, 1:33 am

Fire_Kame Post #13

wth is starcraft

I want attention.

Nov 10 2010, 2:36 am

Riney Post #14

Thigh high affectionado

Quote from

Sand Wraith

Aw damn I missed this. D:

Wait, 14, Phobos?

I'm coming over, you delicious shota-pre-teen-teen thingy <3

And I thought I was a little strange...

Quote from

Fire_Kame

I want attention.

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Riney on Steam (Steam)
@RineyCat on Twitter

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Nov 10 2010, 8:46 pm

MadZombie Post #15

Quote from

Fire_Kame

I want attention.

Post your facebook

None.

Nov 10 2010, 11:04 pm

Fire_Kame Post #16

wth is starcraft

Not that shit again...

Nov 12 2010, 10:52 pm

Echo Post #17

YEAH CORBO SUCKS!

Happy belated birthday Phobos. I had no internet these past few days

None.

Nov 13 2010, 1:52 am

Riney Post #18

Thigh high affectionado

Quote from

Fire_Kame

Not that shit again...

DO IT

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Riney on Steam (Steam)
@RineyCat on Twitter

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Nov 13 2010, 1:35 pm

Phobos Post #19

Are you sure about that?

The strangest love.

this is signature

Nov 13 2010, 8:06 pm

Corbo Post #20

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

EVERYONE GIVE SOME ATTENTION TO KAME!

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Nov 13 2010, 8:39 pm by DevliN. Reason: Link removed by request.

fuck you all

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