Granted. Just in time for the SCII release. Now, only SCI users that play are RPGers and such.

I wish that people had better spelling and grammar.

Granted. The Grammar Police now arrest you whenever you misspell on the internet.

I wish Devilesk's mafia would start already. 25 players is more than enough!

Granted, but you die n1.

I wish that this wish cannot be fulfilled.

Granted, it starts, but then you are kicked out to even out the playing field
Granted, your wish remains as is, and you get an empty feeling in your soul

I wish for a way that I can make my own money, besides selling lemonade and making myself look like an idiot not being able to talk to the people I sell it to!

Granted, you're now a prostitute.

I wish that this wish cannot be granted.

Granted, your wish remains as is, and you get an empty feeling in your soul

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I wish that the corruption of this wish only brings me good things.

Wish not granted, this topic doesn't support good things, so instead the entire Universe imploded to that of one trillianth the size of an ant! ly crap!
I wish that my new computer cord would arrive in the mail already so I can get back on my own computer and be able to dominate StarCraft again!

Granted. You have too many good things and die from too much of one of them.

I wish I would get karma for this post.

Gra---oh, the + is gone.


I wish that I had minerals on my SEN account.

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25 players aremore than enough!

Granted, you have two minerals added to your account before Vespene replaces the old system.

No wish? K.

I wish that Aristocrat would upload files to the DLDB.

Granted, but the DLDB gets corrupted so that everybody can upload/download files at a maximum speed of sixteen bits per second.

I wish people IRL would be less obsessed with Eclipse...

IRL gets less obsessed with Eclipse, but IRL goes back being obsessed about Twilight

I wish for a piece of cake.

Granted; the cake is a lie.

I wish I knew how to map.

Granted. The only thing you are good at is drawing topographical maps. Enjoy life as the boring squiggly-black lines blur together, eventually causing you to make a mistake and indirectly kill a great many hikers.

I wish that the good didn't have to suffer.

Granted, but the governments of the world quickly change the definition of "good" to only apply to those of wealth and power.

I wish that the next person wouldn't grant my wish.

Granted.

I wish I had something to eat right now.

Granted, but it is the last edible thing on the planet, and after you find your last loved one you give it to them to allow them to live while you die of starvation. 30 seconds later a mcdonalds opens.

I wish that I died. (Not really but go with it)