We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
Got a quicky, not really a joke, but a hilarious come-on line: "Are you sure you're not a baker? 'Cause you've got a sodding nice set of buns."
I've heard that joke before nude. Still funny though.
But it was way too predictable.
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I order you to forgive yourself!
Those people that work at the radio always need to watch out for what they say;
"En Afghanistan ce matin, une femme s'est fait sauter dans son auto." (It's in french)(Made up by me)(Double meaning)
It's supposed to be funny if you can understand it.
@poison_us: Ah, I believe that type of joke is called a "shaggy dog story".
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Eh, I'd figure I would tell this anyway:
A snake is chasing a rabbit. After a long time, the rabbit comes across the frog. The snake and rabbit both stare at the frog. The frog says "I am a magical frog, I have 3 wishes I can grant each..". The rabbit got the first wish, which was "I wish I had a motorcycle.". The frog granted the wish and the rabbit was sitting on a motorcycle 5 seconds later. The snake got the second wish which was "I wish all the snakes in the world, except for me, were female.". The rabbit got the third wish which was "I wish I had a shiny new helmet!". The snake got his second wish, which was "I wish all the female snakes in the world were attracted to me!". Then, the snake decided to make a wish, cutting out rabbit's third wish which was "I wish I had a large penis!". The rabbit got the final wish, which was "I wish the snake was gaaaayyy!!". As he said gay, he drove off on his motorcycle.
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There would have been a time for such a word.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time.
-Macbeth
So. "Today" has already ended. Yesterday.
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Honestly, I didn't think Nude's was funny. But that's just my wry humor.
It was better than the other ones
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
I thought Cobb's one was pretty lame, TBH. Whatever D:
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
I actually won... lol. I just entered for fun and because I thought the previous jokes were pretty lame (except Stallion's).
I don't really need another key but I'll put it to good use.
Oh and thanks for the honor.
Why did you enter if you were ALREADY IN THE BETA?
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We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
Why did you enter if you were ALREADY IN THE BETA?
Funny that you ask. I gave you 4 reasons already:
and because I thought the previous jokes were pretty lame (except Stallion's).
I'll put it to good use.
how many more do you need?
Haha, that was pretty good. Would've won if you entered in time!
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What do you call a japanese boxer whose father has diarrhea?
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy.
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Wow... I should've entered this, I've been longing for a cd-key now for weeks, I'm stuck playing with cpus.
oh well.
To get a woman you need time and money. Therefore:
Women = Time x Money
Time is Money. Therefore:
Women = Money
2Money is the root of all problems. Therefor:
Women =
(squareroot)Problems
2Solution:
Women = Problems
Here's another one
How much sperm does a gay have?
A BUTTLOAD
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Picturesque, replace women with prostitutes.
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