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Yo momma contest
May 13 2010, 7:03 am
By: youarenotworthy  

May 13 2010, 7:03 am youarenotworthy Post #1



(I consider Comedy an art, that is why this is in this section)

I am starting a Yo Momma joke contest, I have 4 friends who will judge it based on what they thought was the funniest. I will not participate as a judge, nor will I be eligible to receive the prize. The prize will be 1-5 dollars, payable through paypal, depending on how hard the best joke makes my friends laugh.

I assure you, this is quite serious. Just a fun way for one of SEN's members to make a few bucks, while having a fun silly thread.

Rules:
1. Jokes must follow this structure: "Yo momma so... that..."
2. Jokes must not be vulgar
3. One joke per person

Contest ends May 15, 11:59PM.

I'll start off with:

Yo momma so fat she broke gravity.

Have fun. If you think this is stupid, nobody disagrees with you so keep it to yourself. :bleh:

(EDIT: I doubt they will do this but maybe you can ask IP if they would add like 1 mineral to this prize, just for shoots and giggles.)



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May 13 2010, 7:05 am Jack Post #2

>be faceless void >mfw I have no face

Yo momma so stupid, she thought Blizzard had made a nice, simple UI for GalaxyEdit.



Red classic.

"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."

May 13 2010, 8:09 am Xesh Post #3



/thread

Thanks everyone, Goodnight!

Nah but surrsly: Yo Momma so skinny she could slip through a screen door. (DURRRRRR what am i doing here)

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on May 13 2010, 4:01 pm by Xesh.



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May 13 2010, 10:07 am payne Post #4

:payne:

Yo momma so fat that if a Zerg Queen parasite her, she reveals the whole 256x256 map.



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May 13 2010, 11:35 am Biophysicist Post #5



Yo momma so fat that Ultralisks make yo momma jokes comparing other Ultralisks' mothers to her.



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May 13 2010, 12:29 pm Magicide Post #6

Sleeping wolves wake hungry.

Yo momma so fat that you were twelve when you were born.




May 13 2010, 12:32 pm ETEFT(U) Post #7



Yo momma so fat that she needs to construct additonal pylons.
Sigh didn't read one joke per person.

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on May 14 2010, 2:48 am by B-ETEFT.



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May 13 2010, 12:45 pm New-Guy Post #8



Yo momma is so fat that the reason it's taken Blizzard so long to release SC2 is because they lost it in her rolls.



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May 13 2010, 1:17 pm Adeon Post #9



Yo momma is so smart that she invented the sunlight powered flashlight.



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May 13 2010, 1:50 pm LoTu)S Post #10



Yo momma is so fat her food is Ctrl-clicked



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May 13 2010, 8:40 pm ImagoDeo Post #11



Yo momma so dense that she posted the same help thread in the UMSMA forum three times because no one could understand 'hlp plx i trubblz w/mkng nu untz i ndz hlp plx.' Then she got banned, but she's so fat the void wasn't big enough to hold her. Finally Excalibur had to unleash the full wrath of his pent-up ban energy on her, and destroyed her big toe.



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May 13 2010, 8:45 pm payne Post #12

:payne:

Quote from LoTu)S
Yo momma is so fat her food is Ctrl-clicked
Good one. XD



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May 13 2010, 11:02 pm youarenotworthy Post #13



Ok, the deadline has been set to TUESDAY instead, because I'm going to a funeral in pennsylvania and won't be back til then, and won't have internet til then.

Note: You are able to change your joke if you wish. ;o



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May 13 2010, 11:30 pm ForTheSwarm Post #14



Hmmm... do your friends play SC at all? If not, they probably won't understand 90% of SEN yo momma jokes. :P



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May 13 2010, 11:38 pm StarBlue Post #15



Yo mama so fat, when I tried to put her in a drop ship, the game said "no air units allowed!"



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May 14 2010, 12:14 am LoTu)S Post #16



Quote from StarBlue
Yo mama so fat, when I tried to put her in a drop ship, the game said "no air units allowed!"
Sorry, but I kept thinking about this and it still makes absolutely no sense. :bye1:



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May 14 2010, 12:18 am Symmetry Post #17

Dungeon Master

yo mama so dumb she gave birth to you



:voy: :jaff: :voy: :jaff:

May 14 2010, 4:16 am MillenniumArmy Post #18



Yo momma's so stupid she stole a free sample



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May 14 2010, 5:45 am Riney Post #19

Thigh high affectionado

Yo momma's so stupid she bought a free sample.



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