Granted, but you need a genie in the first place to get that wish.
I wish that the next "person breaks it in the most ironical way possible".
Granted, Stephen King destroyed his IT film rolls and novels.
I wish that zombie pizzas attacked the president.
None.
Granted, but the FBI intercepts your wish and nullifies it.
I wish that zombie pizzas attacked me.
Granted. But you don't have internet.
I wish I had a bunch of candy.
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Granted, but they don't turn you into a zombie, they just horribly and painfully dismember you.
I wish I didn't have to go without a computer for a day or two because we're moving.
Granted, On the day you move your U-Hual gets hit by Hummer. Their was also a fire. In the midst of the blazing heat, the new laptop you had received was melded to your face. Pieces of the computer were to close to your brain stem to operate, the doctors were forced to leave it attached. You can never go without your computer ever again. Additionally you can never go "AFK" again either.
I wish this wish was longer
Asshole.
Granted but it's coconut flavored
I WISH THE NEXT POSTER WOULD TELL ME WHY THEY SUCK SO MUCH COCK. :l
None.
Granted,
I wish that I didn't have to make a wish after granting them.
None.
I wish The Academy Is... would go back to their original EP sound.
Granted, but your tastes suddenly develop after they release a new full length and you realize upon listening to the first track that they were never a good band to begin with.
None.
Granted,
I wish that I didn't have to make a wish after granting them.
Granted, but it turns out that our wishes are really coming true, and unbroken.
I wish people were more clever in their responses here.
Granted, none can break the next wish and the thread ends.
I wish that 4chan would close down.
None.
Granted, but then 4chan comes back up the next minute.
I wish I had a globe next to my name.
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Granted, but you aren't granted admin status.
I wish I could fly. Touch the sky and all that shit.
Granted, but it was only a free trial of flight, so you fell after flying above the empire state building.
I wish that people put some thought into their wishes.
None.
Granted, but when you touch the sky it turns out to be electrically charged, so you fall and die.
I wish I had admin status.
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Granted, then revoked because you granted the wrong wish.
I wish for a penny.
None.
Granted, but it's admin @ noonecomestothiswebsite.net
I wish I was an Oscar Meier Weiner
None.
Granted, but you instead turn out to be the weiner truck rather than just the weiner.
I wish I could stop posting in this topic.
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Granted, but the temptation is so great you came back for more.
I wish Bnet pub players could stop playing rigged//imba games.
None.
Granted- even though it shouldn't, you didn't grant Vrael's wish in an ironic way because you didn't grant it at all.
(Noone is stopping you from posting.)
I wish that people stop ignoring my wishes.
None.
Granted, but in return they just begin to ignore you altogether
I wish that I was never tired
None.