I loved this game ever since I visited forums when I was 11 inside Maplestory (I quit it though) And everyone in the forums liked this game so much, it spread to even FPS Clan Forums :l

The rules are simple,
1st person makes a wish,
2nd person breaks it in the most ironical way possible,
2nd person makes a wish,
3rd person breaks it in the most ironical way possible,
And so on until this game dies :l

My Wish: I wish for a chocolate chip cookie

Granted, but you get abducted to Soviet Russia and the cookie eats you.

I wish to not suck at SC2.

Granted, you lose your access to SC2. You never even get the chance to suck at it.

I wish for more wishes

... I think this is one of those topics that will be closed in a bit.

You gain more wishes, from a genie who uses the wishes of his masters for his own use

I wish that I would finally get 4pooling right

(The longest "Break a Wish" game lasted about 2 years by Brazen Guards )

You properly 4pool, but you're facing a Korean and his outstanding worker micro trumps you and you lose horribly due to your economic setbacks.

I wish for a new computer.

Granted, but you won't ever get it right. GUYS AM I DOING IT RIGHT?

EDIT: Ninja'd!

You realize that the one you have right now is awesome enough.

Where's your wish? :l

Granted, but it's a Vista/Mac/1998 Gateway.

I wish for a million $. The million $ will be directly given to me by a mailmen, the mailmen is not evil, has no rabbies and is nice and will not cause any damage to my wish. The million $ will stay with me forever, nothing bad will happen, the million $ is given to ME, and it is in USA money.

Sure, you get your money, but then the US collapses due to the economic crisis and your money is worth nothing.

I wish The Academy Is... would go back to their original EP sound.

No. Just no.

I wish for a million $. The million $ will be directly given to me by a mailmen, the mailmen is not evil, has no rabbies and is nice and will not cause any damage to my wish. The million $ will stay with me forever, nothing bad will happen, the million $ is given to ME, and it is in USA money. The US does NOT collapse due to anything, my money is worth something.

There was this same topic game in the HoN forums.

Granted but the something the million dollars is worth is only a dog turd.

I'll make the same wish I made in the HoN version.

I wish that my wish cannot be corrupted.

Your wish is granted, but a genie changes the meaning of corrupted, and then makes your wish worthless.

I wish I had a computer.

I wish that MZ would admit to BattleCraft being a masser.

Granted, but then you realize that it doesn't matter and you're wasting your life arguing about some random game on the internet. You'll fail at life, landing jobs at burger joints that you can't hold for more than three months. Eventually you'll be forced to move back in your parents basement, playing a 20 year old game for the rest of your life.

^ No wish.

I wish Io gets finished before SCII comes out.

I don't need to break that wish, because it's already broken. Definitely won't be finished by July 27th, if finished at all.

I wish for SEN's success. Now who is going to break that?

You've just killed the topic.

Granted. But you are banned, and never allowed to come back, so you can't truly revel in the success

I wish for a puppy...

You get a rabid wolf.

I wish Bisu gets good again.

Granted, Daggers are now mainstream and everyones weapon of choice.

I wish I didn't like every color

(Mine are going to be boring and hard.)